Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

Mom Confessions Mom Confessions

There's A D*ck In My A$$!!!

So I just finished watching Farrah Abraham's back door teen mom and I couldn't stop laughing.

She kept saying " there's a dick in my ass" and all I could think was " well, no fucking shit I can see that".

Annnnnd she has beef curtains ( urban dictionary my friends) lol. The guy had to have a hell of a fluffer because her faces were hideous.

Don't get me wrong most porn is lame and clearly fake. But she really sucks and should stick to dirty talking over the phone. So no one has to be subjected to those faces...

Octomom was more entertaining then her.

Yes, I watched octomom. I can't help it I just have to watch pornos like that.

Have any of y'all watched it or any other celebrity porn!?
by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:32 PM
Replies (31-40):
elijahXmom
by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:41 PM
Fluffier the person on side keeping the Guy hard.


Quoting -Legs-:

Octomom had a porno?

LMFAO

What is a fluffer?


jmart18255
by Silver Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:41 PM

sorry lol! i mean it's all right there in color close up it's bad!

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting jmart18255:

i saw the five minue preview and immediately thought to myself " that poor girl is one buttfuckin' away from a diaper" i mean obviously she is used to dicks in her ass with the way her asshole looked..

Now I'm going to have to go look at her asshole. Thanks. Lmao!!!!


GhettoKoolAide
by Lighthouse Blues on May. 8, 2013 at 10:42 PM
1 mom liked this
Yes she did, with this awkward look on her face.

Like she was trying to hold in a turd while trying to be turned on.


Quoting Jaxsonsmama2009:

She said that? Wow. I watched the 5 minute preview but not the whole thing. I don't think I could stand her stating at me the whole time. Did she spend a lot of time looking at the camera? Cause she sure did in the preview





**staring, not stating

Sanctimommy
by Platinum Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:42 PM
3 moms liked this

Glancing at the screen, nicotine deprived (I'm slowly weaning myself from smokes), I read this title as "There's a Duck in my Ass!" and I nearly choked on a cherry pit. Thanks, OP.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 8, 2013 at 10:43 PM
1 mom liked this
I watch a lot of porn(lmao)and i haven't been able.to actually SEE in there. I felt like her obgyn. I bet his or her.job is ready. All they have to do us tell her spread her legs.

Quoting Anonymous:

Well, yeah a dick just came out of it. Lool. 

Quoting Anonymous:

When he pulled out. I saw the large gaping hole



Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting Anonymous:

Her vagina... Is loose

How do you know? Have you tried it out?


GhettoKoolAide
by Lighthouse Blues on May. 8, 2013 at 10:43 PM
1 mom liked this
Amen!


Quoting Nicoleb9:

James Deen is way too hot for her anyway.

Lovebugbaby
by Silver Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:44 PM

It was! I kept skipping ahead. Lol I landed on one part and she looked soooo ... Errr.. Seizure ish when she was giving him a Blow job. Lmao.

Quoting GhettoKoolAide:

It was just so horrible to watch. I kept cringing and thinking how much she made off if this.

When he said " your ass is so tight" I cracked up!! It was just so lame and cringe worthy.


Quoting Lovebugbaby:

I hate to admit... I was seriously checking it out not that long ago. She seemed sooo nervous at first. Lmao. And calling him babe and baby? I couldn't help but laugh



im_not_trollin
by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:45 PM

 From teen mom to porn star... Who'da thunk it?

 

Mommy2beQua
by Bronze Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:45 PM
Octo mom has one? Where?
GhettoKoolAide
by Lighthouse Blues on May. 8, 2013 at 10:46 PM
1 mom liked this
OMG! I love you.


Quoting jmart18255:

i saw the five minue preview and immediately thought to myself " that poor girl is one buttfuckin' away from a diaper" i mean obviously she is used to dicks in her ass with the way her asshole looked..


Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)