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There's A D*ck In My A$$!!!

So I just finished watching Farrah Abraham's back door teen mom and I couldn't stop laughing.

She kept saying " there's a dick in my ass" and all I could think was " well, no fucking shit I can see that".

Annnnnd she has beef curtains ( urban dictionary my friends) lol. The guy had to have a hell of a fluffer because her faces were hideous.

Don't get me wrong most porn is lame and clearly fake. But she really sucks and should stick to dirty talking over the phone. So no one has to be subjected to those faces...

Octomom was more entertaining then her.

Yes, I watched octomom. I can't help it I just have to watch pornos like that.

Have any of y'all watched it or any other celebrity porn!?
by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:32 PM
Replies (61-70):
SweetEvangeline
by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:54 PM
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I don't plan on watching that and did not know who she was until I read the replies. All I have to say is that it is very sad that parents do not think about how their actions are going to effect their child in the future. It's like no one even considers what sort of example they are setting.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 8, 2013 at 10:55 PM
That was her pussy.


Quoting jmart18255:

no it was a shot of her asshole from below looking up while he banging her against a wall. somebody posted the link yesterday and everyone in the post kept pointing out her asshole haha

Quoting Anonymous:

I watched the video. I don't think the 5 min preview showed any ass fucking. She had a hard time with the anal.



Though she could shove a bus in her vagina, I do not think anal was that easy for her. She didn't take it all the way at all.





Quoting jmart18255:

i saw the five minue preview and immediately thought to myself " that poor girl is one buttfuckin' away from a diaper" i mean obviously she is used to dicks in her ass with the way her asshole looked..





vvinkyloafer
by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:55 PM
1 mom liked this
Dude, you said ping ding.


Quoting GhettoKoolAide:

He's nice to look at and he isn't putting his ping ding me so he can be nasty!




Quoting Anonymous:

Eww to the both of you. He's fucking nasty.






Quoting GhettoKoolAide:

Amen!








Quoting Nicoleb9:

James Deen is way too hot for her anyway.




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Leah3333
by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:56 PM
1 mom liked this

Lol I thought it was funny too so did DH. She was horrible in it and there was no way that it was a homemade video "leaked" to the public, she is clear putting on a show trying to make it look good and boy did she fail

GhettoKoolAide
by Lighthouse Blues on May. 8, 2013 at 10:56 PM
Can you blame him?!


Quoting SageAdvice:

 lmao she can't even get him good and hard lol


parentalrights1
by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:57 PM
She looked pretty good to me.

I wonder if you look any better lol
GhettoKoolAide
by Lighthouse Blues on May. 8, 2013 at 10:57 PM
Of course I did.


Quoting vvinkyloafer:

Dude, you said ping ding.




Quoting GhettoKoolAide:

He's nice to look at and he isn't putting his ping ding me so he can be nasty!






Quoting Anonymous:

Eww to the both of you. He's fucking nasty.








Quoting GhettoKoolAide:

Amen!










Quoting Nicoleb9:

James Deen is way too hot for her anyway.





Miss.Mommie.
by Silver Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:57 PM
Uh. Yes. It looked like it did to me but to be fair I was skipping through it. Maybe the preview just jumped around all that? Just seemed like it went in awfully easily. I enjoy anal, not frequently, but it always takes some effort and my SO is average size. I shall go rewatch the full version and form an opinion.

Quoting Anonymous:

No it didn't.




Quoting Miss.Mommie.:

Duuude I know!!! Ick. James Deen's dick is a little on the larger side and it just slid right in her ass. I was like WHOA O.O...It usually takes a lil effort buy nope. It was like *shloop* IN.





*shudder*

Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 8, 2013 at 10:57 PM
Link please! I wanna see! Lol
GhettoKoolAide
by Lighthouse Blues on May. 8, 2013 at 10:57 PM
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Clearly you lack standards in porn.

I look a 100% better fucking because it isn't fake or for money.


Quoting parentalrights1:

She looked pretty good to me.



I wonder if you look any better lol

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