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this just makes way too much sense for it to actually ever happen

Posted by on May. 14, 2013 at 9:55 AM
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Leave it to Maxine to come up
with a solution for the mess that we are in economically now

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
it on my back porch and filled
it with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed. Within a
week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ..
everywhere!

Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.

And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be .... quiet, serene....
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.

Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
your child's second grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than our flag are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.

by on May. 14, 2013 at 9:55 AM
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shabbalaquita
by Gold Member on May. 14, 2013 at 9:55 AM

BUMP!

Roxygurl
by Emerald Member on May. 14, 2013 at 9:56 AM
1 mom liked this
*rolls eyes*
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on May. 14, 2013 at 9:58 AM
2 moms liked this

Merica!  Fuck ya!

danie24
by Ruby Member on May. 14, 2013 at 9:58 AM
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Dumb.

And inaccurate.

armywife009
by Platinum Member on May. 14, 2013 at 10:00 AM
Wow...have fun getting ripped a new one.
LogansMommy0328
by Silver Member on May. 14, 2013 at 10:01 AM
Lmao
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LoveyDucky
by on May. 14, 2013 at 10:03 AM
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shabbalaquita
by Gold Member on May. 14, 2013 at 10:08 AM

inaccurate? do explain...


Quoting danie24:

Dumb.

And inaccurate.



Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 14, 2013 at 10:11 AM

 LOVE!

Quoting LoveyDucky:

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LoveyDucky
by on May. 14, 2013 at 10:18 AM
Lol!

Quoting Anonymous:

 LOVE!


Quoting LoveyDucky:

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