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The solution to s***ty baby names!

Anonymous
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I think that every hospital that delivers babies should have a giant bag.  And in that bag, there should be slips of paper.  And on those slips of paper, there should be names.  Parents should have the option to use the bag in lieu of selecting their own names.  Perhaps the hospital staff could also enforce the bag...

"Mmmhmm... Que'ev van... And you prnounce that like Kevin?  YOU GET THE BAG!"

"Three different food names?  Apple Cookie Muffin Jones?  YOU GET THE BAG!"

"Nevaeh?  Spelling things backwards again, I see... YOU GET THE BAG!"

"Abcde?  Now sing with me... YOU GET THE BAAAAAAAAG!"


LOL.  If only someone could veto the name choices for these poor babies!

Posted by Anonymous on May. 18, 2013 at 6:57 PM
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MIA0223
by Ruby Member on May. 18, 2013 at 6:59 PM
Lol, no!!!!
I am sure my kids names would get the bag, but they are family names am we love them!
Anisa and Ibrahim!
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PinkHart
by on May. 18, 2013 at 7:00 PM
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Dumb.


But I personally know an ABCDE.
Tatiana7
by Gold Member on May. 18, 2013 at 7:01 PM

 Lmfao!! My girls' names wouldn't have gotten the bag.  Emily and Erin.  Pretty normal.

Ali32
by Gold Member on May. 18, 2013 at 7:01 PM
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What's wrong with your names? I like them and I have heard those names before. 

Quoting MIA0223:

Lol, no!!!!
I am sure my kids names would get the bag, but they are family names am we love them!
Anisa and Ibrahim!



URHonor
by Rotten.Girl on May. 18, 2013 at 7:01 PM

LMFAO!!!! @ number 1 Kevin!!!

tardistraveller
by on May. 18, 2013 at 7:02 PM
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In some countries they do, only certain names can be used and in some countries certain names are banned.

TheDoctorsWife
by on May. 18, 2013 at 7:02 PM
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Ummm... No
Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 18, 2013 at 7:03 PM
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Que'ev van

I thought we were about to speak French.....
Randi02
by Platinum Member on May. 18, 2013 at 7:03 PM
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LOL

I agree. I have a Kaden, Olivia, Audrey and a Juliet.
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PinkButterfly66
by Ruby Member on May. 18, 2013 at 7:03 PM

Yes!

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