I think that every hospital that delivers babies should have a giant bag. And in that bag, there should be slips of paper. And on those slips of paper, there should be names. Parents should have the option to use the bag in lieu of selecting their own names. Perhaps the hospital staff could also enforce the bag...
"Mmmhmm... Que'ev van... And you prnounce that like Kevin? YOU GET THE BAG!"
"Three different food names? Apple Cookie Muffin Jones? YOU GET THE BAG!"
"Nevaeh? Spelling things backwards again, I see... YOU GET THE BAG!"
"Abcde? Now sing with me... YOU GET THE BAAAAAAAAG!"
LOL. If only someone could veto the name choices for these poor babies!