It could have been worse! Mine was hidden in a box under my bed and my dog ran out into the living room with it while my dad was visiting!
My daughter once came out of my room carrying my pink floppy... hubby said, "You forgot to put away the toy box", I said what? (I was doing laundry) and I heard him say go give it to mommy... our washing machine is out on our patio... the whole neighborhood saw my red face, and I'm pretty sure a few saw my dildo :/
Lol life happens
Someone left a huge pink one in my mailbox once. Either they think I'm a dick or need to get laid! lol I still don't know who did it.
Thats gross!! I have a gross story too... My son told me when he was little he used to try to blow up condoms that he found in our trash....
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