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omg she found what??? (tmi. may offend)

Posted by on May. 19, 2013 at 2:39 AM
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So dd comes into the kitchen while I'm cleaning and asks me "what's that pretty blue funny shapes bottle in your bathtub"

I couldn't think of anything for a moment....then it hits me....omg..."oh don't worry about it, what do you want for dinner"

distraction worked thank god. I forgot to put away my waterproof 'rabbit' If you get my meaning! Lol
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kissesxoxo8882
by Gold Member on May. 19, 2013 at 2:40 AM

lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on May. 19, 2013 at 2:41 AM
Oh my!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 19, 2013 at 2:42 AM

It could have been worse!  Mine was hidden in a box under my bed and my dog ran out into the living room with it while my dad was visiting!

kristin_1984
by Silver Member on May. 19, 2013 at 2:42 AM
Haha to funny
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on May. 19, 2013 at 2:42 AM

My daughter once came out of my room carrying my pink floppy... hubby said, "You forgot to put away the toy box", I said what? (I was doing laundry) and I heard him say go give it to mommy... our washing machine is out on our patio... the whole neighborhood saw my red face, and I'm pretty sure a few saw my dildo :/

ReachtotheStars
by Silver Member on May. 19, 2013 at 2:43 AM

Lol life happens

steffielou_who
by on May. 19, 2013 at 2:46 AM
When we bought our house, we were packing up and mil was helping and when we unpacked at the new house, I found all my toys tucked away in a nice little box! Dh and I were mortified because we didn't pack them up! Mil must have...
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 19, 2013 at 2:50 AM

Someone left a huge pink one in my mailbox once.  Either they think I'm a dick or need to get laid!  lol  I still don't know who did it.  

mysticalmalissa
by Platinum Member on May. 19, 2013 at 2:52 AM

LOL

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on May. 19, 2013 at 2:53 AM

Thats gross!! I have a gross story too... My son told me when he was little he used to try to blow up condoms that he found in our trash.... 

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