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Misheard lyrics

Posted by on May. 21, 2013 at 12:51 PM
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Song- "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias

Actual lyric- "would you save my soul tonight"

What I hear- "would you save my asshole tonight"

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by on May. 21, 2013 at 12:51 PM
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UxorQuodMatris.
by Ruby Member on May. 21, 2013 at 1:00 PM
Bump
OwlNuggets
by HAIL NUGGY! on May. 21, 2013 at 1:01 PM
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BLINDED BY THE LIGHT,

WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE

ANOTHER ROAMER IN THE NIGHT.

stephiebugg
by Gold Member on May. 21, 2013 at 1:03 PM

 When I was little I was sure Tina Turner sang "What's love, doctor doo, doctor doo little?" (what's love got to do with it?)
Fleetwood Mac sang: "I wanna be with you again, Wayne." (I wanna be with you everywhere)

KristenFowles
by Ruby Member on May. 21, 2013 at 1:04 PM

 I'm blue if I were green I would die..

I also heard..

I'm blue follow me I'm a guy..

CotterpinDoozer
by Silver Member on May. 21, 2013 at 1:04 PM
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This one is from my sister, but it cracks me up:

Actual Lyric: It's the world I know

What she hears "It's the one eyed goat."

And let's not forget that Elton John Classic "Hold me closer, Tony Danza..."

AV made by NiamhWitch

hp2011
by Ruby Member on May. 21, 2013 at 1:04 PM
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ITS NOT FAIR
TO DENY ME
OF THE CROSS EYED BEAR THAT YOU GAVE TO ME

YOU YOU YOU OUGHTA KNOW
AmberRose1122
by Gold Member on May. 21, 2013 at 1:06 PM
My son.FOB.Thnks for the LEMONADE lol :).
chamamahaha
by Gold Member on May. 21, 2013 at 1:07 PM
trying to park a dot,

Its trying to park a dodge from an eminem song
KyliesMom5
by Gold Member on May. 21, 2013 at 1:07 PM

 Well, this one is my daughter.

People are crazy by Billy Currington

She used to sing God is good, Beard is great and people are crazy.

The actual lyric is God is great, beer is good and people are crazy.

But

xtwistedxlovex
by on May. 21, 2013 at 1:08 PM
I spent quite a while trying to figure out how and why you would wrap a douche the first time I heard that song. I also cosidered deuce, but was thinking in terms of '"I just dropped a deuce", not cars.

Quoting OwlNuggets:

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT,

WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE

ANOTHER ROAMER IN THE NIGHT.

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