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Sleep talker conversation!

Posted by on May. 24, 2013 at 5:29 AM
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Lmaoooooo this just happened


Mike: mumble mumble
Me : what
Mike: it would suck to be in a cab ride
Me: what????
Mike: it would suck to be in a cab ride
Me: what are you talking about?
Mike: because you have to pay
Me: what are you talking about????? *laughing*
Mike: because of the fixed points
Me: *laughing harder* : WHAT are you talking about!?!?!?
Mike: *yells* THE UMBRELLA!!!!!
Me: *laughing uncontrollably*
Mike: OMG THE NEIGHBORS!?!? NO! WHY???
Me: *dies*




Haha haha WTF is he dreaming about??
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Ninjascreenname
by Gold Member on May. 24, 2013 at 5:30 AM
Hookers?

LOL
Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 24, 2013 at 5:31 AM

First page

Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 24, 2013 at 5:32 AM
Go to sleep Jenna. You have had enough attention tonight.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 24, 2013 at 5:33 AM
Like sand through an hour glass...
a5hl3yC
by Silver Member on May. 24, 2013 at 5:33 AM
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Cute my husband sleeps during a part of the day since he works a night shift. The other day he was screaming asking where our daughter was she looked very confused and went in the room to ask if daddy was okay. The cat fell off the bed so he thought he pushed her and then went back to talking to her in his sleep about being careful and every so often asking what was for lunch.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 24, 2013 at 5:35 AM
It's obvious. He was in a cab. Was getting dropped off at home. And it turned into a transformer with a giant umbrella gun arm, and shot the neighbors. Duh.
504bbymami
by on May. 24, 2013 at 5:37 AM
Ah, makes total sense. Idk how I missed it lol


Quoting Anonymous:

It's obvious. He was in a cab. Was getting dropped off at home. And it turned into a transformer with a giant umbrella gun arm, and shot the neighbors. Duh.

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2metalbabies
by Gold Member on May. 24, 2013 at 5:38 AM
My hubby not only sleep talks, but he sleep talks when he does it.
We have a vanity with a large mirror in our bedroom that faces the bed. There was a night that we decided we would drink 2 buckets of margaritas, but we made them 50/50. That night he kept trying to pee in the closet, and every time her got caught, he would try to jump into her through my vanity

*eta* he sleep talks and sleep walks*
LilrockerMama
by Bronze Member on May. 24, 2013 at 5:39 AM
My husband said I told him to go to the store and find the soap and let the puppies out.

We have soap and no dogs lol
2metalbabies
by Gold Member on May. 24, 2013 at 5:41 AM
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Why does me say, why aren't we friends!?!!? You have some super cool redeeming qualities!


Quoting 504bbymami:

Ah, makes total sense. Idk how I missed it lol




Quoting Anonymous:

It's obvious. He was in a cab. Was getting dropped off at home. And it turned into a transformer with a giant umbrella gun arm, and shot the neighbors. Duh.


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