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I am about to cork his a**!

Anonymous
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Dude keeps farting and just sits here like nothing. I am afraid he is going to burn a hole in my couch.
What is wrong with his insides? I have never heard of someone who blows ass as much as he does. I mean really no one wants to hear or yet smell your ass!
Keep your fart dust to yourself you gassy ass fog horn!
Posted by Anonymous on May. 24, 2013 at 11:06 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 24, 2013 at 11:07 PM
Haha are you sitting with my husband :)
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 24, 2013 at 11:13 PM
No mine!! Lmao


Quoting Anonymous:

Haha are you sitting with my husband :)

ajdahd13
by on May. 24, 2013 at 11:15 PM

That almost could say "I'm about to cock his ass" which would be tmi and hilarious. 

villagemamma
by on May. 24, 2013 at 11:15 PM

That sounds incredibly painful lol.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on May. 24, 2013 at 11:15 PM


clearly you have not met my husband

Quoting Anonymous:

Dude keeps farting and just sits here like nothing. I am afraid he is going to burn a hole in my couch.
What is wrong with his insides? I have never heard of someone who blows ass as much as he does. I mean really no one wants to hear or yet smell your ass!
Keep your fart dust to yourself you gassy ass fog horn!



Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 24, 2013 at 11:17 PM
Lmao!


Quoting ajdahd13:

That almost could say "I'm about to cock his ass" which would be tmi and hilarious. 


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 24, 2013 at 11:18 PM
Whatever works


Quoting Anonymous:

Lmao!




Quoting ajdahd13:

That almost could say "I'm about to cock his ass" which would be tmi and hilarious. 



Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 24, 2013 at 11:19 PM
It's annoying.


Quoting villagemamma:

That sounds incredibly painful lol.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 24, 2013 at 11:19 PM
So you feel my pain


Quoting Anonymous:


clearly you have not met my husband


Quoting Anonymous:

Dude keeps farting and just sits here like nothing. I am afraid he is going to burn a hole in my couch.

What is wrong with his insides? I have never heard of someone who blows ass as much as he does. I mean really no one wants to hear or yet smell your ass!

Keep your fart dust to yourself you gassy ass fog horn!





DarksMama
by Ruby Member on May. 24, 2013 at 11:20 PM

I'm with you on this one.

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