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Anonymous
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I have kids! I'm a wife! Ask away!
Posted by Anonymous on May. 31, 2013 at 1:00 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 31, 2013 at 1:00 PM

Do you like anal?

Nicoleb9
by Emerald Member on May. 31, 2013 at 1:01 PM
Are you fat?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 31, 2013 at 1:01 PM

Your 2 year old comes to you covered in brown goo, is it chocolate or poop. Do you taste it to check?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 31, 2013 at 1:03 PM

Breastfeeding or chemicals? sahm or negligent? Cloth diapers or chemical poop catchers? Attachment parenting or cold hearted monster mom?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 31, 2013 at 1:10 PM
Eh, maybe if I'm drunk enough!

Quoting Anonymous:

Do you like anal?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 31, 2013 at 1:11 PM
Nope! But I love to eat!

Quoting Nicoleb9:

Are you fat?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 31, 2013 at 1:13 PM
I'm going to do the sniff test first. If I can properly determine that the child is covered in chocolate, I'm scraping that shit off my kid and saving it for my mental breakdown later!
If its poop, I'll take him outside, and hose him down.

Quoting Anonymous:

Your 2 year old comes to you covered in brown goo, is it chocolate or poop. Do you taste it to check?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 31, 2013 at 1:15 PM
1 Chemicals
2 SAHM
3 See number 1
4 If I don't have a steady stream of caffeine flowing through my veins, I'm a cold hearted monster mom who loves to yell!

Quoting Anonymous:

Breastfeeding or chemicals? sahm or negligent? Cloth diapers or chemical poop catchers? Attachment parenting or cold hearted monster mom?

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