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Look what I spent my FS on!

Anonymous
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Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of dog food at Wal-Mart. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no I didn’t have a dog, and that I was starting the Dog food Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to give it a try again. (I have to mention here that everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stepped off the curb to sniff a poodles butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:41 PM
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Perfect.Pixie
by on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:43 PM
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Lmao!
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:43 PM
Bahaha!
eve210
by Platinum Member on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:44 PM
Wow, LMAO! Great story
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barneysaid
by Gold Member on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:44 PM
Ok
starlight91
by on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:44 PM

lmao

Sweet0.0Cheeks
by on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:44 PM

Haha I have heard this before. 

Crymsm
by Platinum Member on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:45 PM
Ah it is fun to entertain stupid Lmao.
Cooperfamily
by Ashley on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:46 PM
Lmao
ajdahd13
by Ruby Member on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:46 PM
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 10, 2013 at 11:46 PM

lmao!sidesplittinglaughter

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