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O MY F'ING G!! *TMI*

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
Someone posted earlier about female ejaculation and in that post there was a link to how to make a woman squirt.
(http://www.puatraining.com/blog/squirting-orgasms-how-to-make-women-squirt)

I sent the link to my husband and he text me back "lets try this tonight" I was so excited!! I had never squirt before. I would never let myself get to that point because it felt sooo damn good I was scared I was going to pee. I have even stopped him in the middle of oral!

Well DH and I had some beers tonight and we were both buzzing pretty good. We started making out like crazy and getting into it. He started doing what it said in the link and he was amazing!! It was wonderful!! I was thinking its totally going to happen, I'm finally going to squirt!! My body was shaking, it was so damn good! I told him I was cumming and my body just went loose. And that's when it happened. I fucking peed!! Ahhh, I was soooooooo embarrassed. It splashed on him and on me. He was so excited because thought he made me squirt. The look on his face was one of pure delight, until he smelled his fingers. I wanted to cry and I kept apologizing. He said it was ok and for me not to get upset over it.

We jumped in the shower and I made it up to him with a bj. It was going good until he said " now its my turn to pee on you"  Ugh!! He is never going to let this down : /

Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 16, 2013 at 2:17 AM
Replies (31-39):
Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Jun. 16, 2013 at 2:59 AM

What color was it, and what did it feel like? Was it slimy and sticky, or more watery?


Quoting Anonymous:

I don't know I have never squirted before but it was definitely pee


Quoting Anonymous:

You do realize that it can smell like pee if you haven't emptied your bladder.



Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 16, 2013 at 3:02 AM
Oh damn! That sucks


Quoting rachel_35:

I was about 8 months pregnant and on top. Told dh I had to stop and he wouldn't let me get up. Peed all over him and the new bed. Been 7 years and I still hear about it.

rachel_35
by Silver Member on Jun. 16, 2013 at 3:05 AM
Sure did. It wasnt easy getting pee out of a new bed. Had to send it to the company to be cleaned. But as for him, I warned him.


Quoting Anonymous:

Oh damn! That sucks




Quoting rachel_35:

I was about 8 months pregnant and on top. Told dh I had to stop and he wouldn't let me get up. Peed all over him and the new bed. Been 7 years and I still hear about it.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 16, 2013 at 3:06 AM
Watery. Felt like pee and it was warm. It was clear on us but on the bed it was very light yellow.


Quoting Anonymous:

What color was it, and what did it feel like? Was it slimy and sticky, or more watery?


Quoting Anonymous:

I don't know I have never squirted before but it was definitely pee





Quoting Anonymous:

You do realize that it can smell like pee if you haven't emptied your bladder.





Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Jun. 16, 2013 at 3:14 AM
Bump
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jun. 16, 2013 at 3:22 AM

Yeaaaaa it's a good thing he and I are very comfortable with each other... I could see that situation being so much worse if it happened during a one nighter! lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Lol gross...You win!


Quoting Anonymous:

So, I basically shit on my SO during anal once. Peeing is nothing compared to shitting on your partner.



Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jun. 16, 2013 at 3:23 AM

LOLsidesplittinglaughter

Quoting babesprincess03:

Hahahahha New meaning to the term "you've gotta be shitting me"


Quoting Anonymous:

So, I basically shit on my SO during anal once. Peeing is nothing compared to shitting on your partner.



Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 16, 2013 at 10:54 AM
Lol. That is why I don't do anal!


Quoting Anonymous:

Yeaaaaa it's a good thing he and I are very comfortable with each other... I could see that situation being so much worse if it happened during a one nighter! lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Lol gross...You win!





Quoting Anonymous:

So, I basically shit on my SO during anal once. Peeing is nothing compared to shitting on your partner.





LogansMommy0328
by Silver Member on Jun. 16, 2013 at 1:53 PM
With men you will never ever live this down my dh does the same thing lol damn jerk!! :)

Quoting Anonymous:

I'm pretty sure I will be laughing about it tomorrow. DH just better not bring it up any more!




Quoting LogansMommy0328:

Hahahaha sorry I just had to lmfao at this. Maybe next time it will work GL!!

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