My SIL is so fat the airlines don't make her reserve two seats...they make her reserve an entire plane.
She's so fat she could feed the entire zombie cast of The Walking Dead.....and there'd still be leftovers.
She's so fat when she went to a crowded beach everybody screamed at her to move because she was blocking the sun.
When she passes wind the National Weather Service issues a hurricane warning.
She's so fat she doesn't sit around the house...she sits AROUND the house.
She's so nasty the roaches evicted her.
She's so fat when she's walking toward you you see her belly 5 minutes before you see the rest of her.
Well,I feel better now! LOL!!
So who's the fattest,skankiest,poorest,or whatever,person YOU know? Share if you wish.