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I just found this song on DS11 ipod

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LYRICS
Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time 
And, so was I

Thought I'd stopped believin' in Santa
Untill last Christmas night
I was havin' a quiet little cone on me own
When I looked up into the sky
I saw this sleigh comin' outta controle
Headin' straight for my place
Crashed and burned in my backyard
Woah Santa was off his face

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time 
And, so was I

Yeah Santa was wrecked a total mess
When he dropped in outta the blue
In a bettered old sled full of whacky way
And six bent reindeer too
Now you might think 
That I'm makin' this up
But you can think what you like
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And so was I

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time 
And, so was I

Yeah Santa was ripped at Christmas
Shit faced maggotted stoned
And 
When I helped him untagle his reindeer
He offered me a cone
Well then I strapped him back
In that battered old sled
N'after one more toke of the bong
And a crack of the whip 
and a 'Come you bastards'
Santa Clause was gone

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time 
And, so was I

'Come you bastards'

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time 
And, so was I

Yeah,
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And so was I

what would you do?
Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:48 AM
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locaporbebe
by Gold Member on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:49 AM
Nothing.
villagemamma
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:51 AM

Personally i wouldnt make a big deal about it. its a stupid little song. If you really dont like it just tell him and tell him to remove it

Mommy2b2many
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:51 AM
Delete it... and ask where on earth he found that song...
AliKatAK47
by Meanie Pants on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:51 AM
Laugh.
AlohaTink
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:51 AM
Does he understand what the lyrics mean? It's a little more R rated than Jingle Bells/Batman smells. :(
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:52 AM
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Oh, ffs. It's just a song. A lame song. A stupid song, but it's not going to turn him into a stoner.

I used listen to and sing Nirvana's Rape Me and I never wanted to be raped nor did I become a rapist, but OMG my mom thought I was the damned antichrist for listening to that and Metallica
adrianna1043
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:52 AM
Take the device away and tell him that he can have it back when he's mature enough to make better song choices.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:52 AM

Delete it and go through the rest of the playlist. Nothing gets downloaded without me putting in my password here.

Shy_Dia
by Emerald Member on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:54 AM
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I never understood why Robin laid the egg! Till I got older and found out there's a bird that's a robin! Who knew. Lol

Quoting AlohaTink:

Does he understand what the lyrics mean? It's a little more R rated than Jingle Bells/Batman smells. :(
littlesippycup
by Baby T-rex Arms on Jun. 17, 2013 at 1:54 AM

That's hilarious. 

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