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I hope you and OCD die Mr. Coffee Table!!

Posted by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:07 AM
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2 hours at urgent care and a X-ray later and I have some letters to write.

Dear coffee table,

I hope you're happy, because of you I now have 3 broken toes and need crutches for the next 4-6 weeks. Sure I get it, when I was little I thought having crutches would be cool. Newsflash they are NOT cool, they are annoying. Thank you for messing up my Tough Mudder training. In case you didn't realize it's summer too and we live in WI we are only are going to have nice weather for another 2 months tops then it's back to freezing. Just couldn't have waited until winter to do this could you?!

Sincerely,
One irriated Mama

Dear OCD,

You just had to move the coffee table around and clean real good under it didn't you. Listen we do this cleaning thing flipping EVERYDAY, it's getting OLD. No matter how hard I try to inorge you I can't. Every morning same thing: vacuum all the floors (hardwood included) then swifter sweap the floors. Well guess what buddy? That's going to be a little hard to do now that am on crutches. If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have had to move the coffee table that slipped out of my hands and fell onto my foot.

Sincerely,
I hope you die!!
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:07 AM
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bleumonster
by Sapphire Member on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:13 AM
LOL @ the letters. Sorry about the foot.
starlight91
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:14 AM

lol feel better

Momof2sillygrls
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:17 AM
Thanks ladies! Am a toe wiggler and it's killing me to not wiggle them.
lkane81
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:17 AM
I love the tat can we get a pic of the whole thing? Sorry about ur toes. Yes it would have been better in the winter i live in the UP so i feel for ya.
Momof2sillygrls
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:19 AM
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Thank you, am mobile so I'll add the picture in reply.

Quoting lkane81:

I love the tat can we get a pic of the whole thing? Sorry about ur toes. Yes it would have been better in the winter i live in the UP so i feel for ya.
MaNdYbEaR2010
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:21 AM
:(
Momof2sillygrls
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:22 AM
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askyourmother
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:30 AM
The first thing I thought was she has pretty feet. Sorry about your toes.
DuchessScrat
by Platinum Member on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:32 AM

Very cute.  I hope you heal soon.

momof3jam
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:34 AM
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Love the letters - too funny!

Sorry about the foot - that totally sucks though. Not as funny  :(

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