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Butthole lickage advice

Posted by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:02 PM
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I have not so recently began dating this guy. And everything is going great, except our bedroom activities are getting a little boring.

He has suggested he would be into some anal play. While I'm not completely opposed to the idea there is one major problem.

His ass hair.

It's like a small woodland forest between his cheeks. I'm not entirely sure how I can politely demand shave your ham flower before I devour it.

I have politely mentioned the hair issue when i find a stay pube in my mouth. He is older than me and probably from the generation that thinks manscaping is some kind of new age hipster sport like parkour.

So how can I get him to trim so i can grab this ass by the cheeks and dig in?

ETA - I changed the title.
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:02 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:04 PM
Wow. Km surprised you did this under your s/n. And honestly I would just tell him.
NAILEDIT
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:09 PM
I tried. But he just blew me off.


Quoting Anonymous:

Wow. Km surprised you did this under your s/n. And honestly I would just tell him.

MeghMirab
by Bronze Member on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:11 PM

"It's like a small woodland forest between his cheeks." ahahahahahah omg!!! Sorry that's freaking hilarious! Just tell him. If he knows what he's going to get out of it he should take some pride in his manscaping. 

proudmommy690
by Ruby Member on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:12 PM
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Wait...he wants you to play with his ass? Ummm ew.

Just tell him...no shave no play. Lol
smileydawn
by Silver Member on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:15 PM
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It's like a small woodland forest between his cheeks!!!!!! Omg. I'm dying!!!!! Lmao. Thanks for the laugh. Sorry if I'm being insensitive. I have no advice though. Good luck.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:16 PM

I won't even suck them if they don't shave.

NAILEDIT
by on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:25 PM
Bump
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:28 PM
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Then blow him off. If he wants you to do that but unwilling to do anything to make you more comfy then don't even bother.


Quoting NAILEDIT:

I tried. But he just blew me off.




Quoting Anonymous:

Wow. Km surprised you did this under your s/n. And honestly I would just tell him.


Foolynroo2
by Emerald Member on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:31 PM

Use chocolate syrup to mat down the surrounding hair and ad some flavor to the fun.


Foolynroo2
by Emerald Member on Jun. 17, 2013 at 8:32 PM

Take pics of it chocolate coated too


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