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Child I'm THIS CLOSE to breaking out the duct tape

Posted by on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:02 PM
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And taping that diaper on his butt!!! Omg he just rips it off and runs cackling like a mad scientist. Yeah baby butts are super cute. You know what's not cute? He runs and poops AT THE SAME TIME!! I'm running behind following a trail of turds with a roll of paper towels just trying to keep the toddler from stepping in it and further spreading the stinky joy. He thinks it's funny as hell.


Ladies I love you! Some of your replies cracked me up. I respect all opinions and by no means wish to start a debate on spanking/ not spanking. But please stop posting that I need to smack his butt over this. He is fourteen months old in this house that is too young to be spanked. I don't approve of making babies cry because I don't want to clean up a little poo. Thank you!

*** I should probably add that this might have been my fault...see it gets pretty warm here and it started early this year, so I bought the kiddos a wading pool. Well first day it was home we filled it up and I saw his diaper had swelled to about 16lbs. We live in a rural area, so ripp! I literally opened Pandoras Diaper...awwww wish I had a time machine.

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Night_Roane
by Platinum Member on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:03 PM
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Tape it up! Do what you gotta do to contain #2!
1boy1girlmama
by Silver Member on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:03 PM
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LOL!! My daughter used to that! I finally ended up putting her onsies on backward so she could do that anymore!

OwlNuggets
by HAIL NUGGY! on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:03 PM
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Overalls.



That is all.

CorpCityGrl
by Platinum Member on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:03 PM

OMG LMAO!  You gotta do what you gotta do to contain it.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:04 PM
Lol

Quoting Night_Roane:

Tape it up! Do what you gotta do to contain #2!
MsEmma88
by Gold Member on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:04 PM
25 moms liked this
He doesn't even pause to squat. He's like a horse
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:04 PM
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This. Or onesies...

Quoting OwlNuggets:

Overalls.



That is all.

CamoChick
by on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:05 PM
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 Just picturing that made me laugh!! 

B1Bomber
by Ruby Member on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:07 PM
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Bahahahahah!


Quoting MsEmma88:

He doesn't even pause to squat. He's like a horse



LoveNaCupcake
by Platinum Member on Jun. 18, 2013 at 2:07 PM
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Lol I'm sorry but that is pretty funny! What is with kids and nakedness!?!?

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