Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

Mom Confessions Mom Confessions

TMI problem/question peppermints

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

things have been a little boring in the bedroom for DH and I. So he got us some adult videos to spice things up a little. 

In one of them a girl rubbed a hard candy on her va jay jay and he licked it off. So we decided to try it. The only thing I could find was a peppermint from my purse. 

OMG!! It felt so good!!! It was all tingly and I felt things I'd never felt before. 

But here's the problem. When we were done we couldn't find it anywhere. I thought maybe it got stuck on the sheets or in the cats fur (she watched while we do it, gross I know but if we lock her out she cries at the door and it's distracting).  But we never found it. 

Here's the really strange thing. My breath has been awesome since then. Do you think it could have gotten lost and someone helped my breath

Anyone?

Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 18, 2013 at 10:23 PM
Replies (21-30):
spicy_n_sweet
by on Jun. 18, 2013 at 10:40 PM

Things you eat come out of your vagina !! 

Damn woman. Start a travelling road show. You'll make a small fortune.

Quoting Anonymous:

Are you sure?

Stuff you eat comes out down there. What stops things from going the other way?



cntrdmom
by Ruby Member on Jun. 18, 2013 at 10:42 PM
Well if you had done anal your farts wouldn't smell bad. You may have missed a golden opportunity there.
NieceS
by on Jun. 18, 2013 at 10:44 PM

I want to support you but omg....

If you are serious. Go to a urgent care outside of your town and get it checked out.  Sorry, but people talk

 Unfortunately, the worst gossips I know are nurses.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 18, 2013 at 10:45 PM


Quoting cntrdmom:

Well if you had done anal your farts wouldn't smell bad. You may have missed a golden opportunity there.

I didn't even think to smell my farts! I will check it out. 

Quelinda2411
by Bronze Member on Jun. 18, 2013 at 10:58 PM
Funny!!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Jun. 18, 2013 at 10:59 PM
Try pop rocks sometime.
Teeny4121979
by Bronze Member on Jun. 18, 2013 at 11:01 PM
Maybe the cat ate the peppermint
tardistraveller
by on Jun. 18, 2013 at 11:05 PM
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 18, 2013 at 11:07 PM

Fail? 

Really?


Come on... it's at least a C-. The part about the cat watching was OK. 

Right?

Quoting tardistraveller:

troll fail.


tardistraveller
by on Jun. 18, 2013 at 11:09 PM

Altight, maybe a d.  It would have been better if you said your queefs smelled of peppermint.

Quoting Anonymous:

Fail? 

Really?


Come on... it's at least a C-. The part about the cat watching was OK. 

Right?

Quoting tardistraveller:

troll fail.



Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

close Join now to connect to
other members!
Connect with Facebook or Sign Up Using Email

Already Joined? LOG IN