I grew up in the 80's and another post got me thinking about some of the crazy stuff my mom would tell my sisters and I. Feel free to add your own. Here's my list:
* Don't close the door all the way when your in the tub-you'll slip, fall, hit your head and drown!
*Never close the bedroom door all the way at night because you won't hear the smoke detectors in case there's a fire!
*Don't run, you'll fall!
*Stay away from Blue Jays. They are dangerous birds. If they land on your head, they will peck your brains out!
*Take the lollipop out of your mouth if you're walking, if you fall, you'll choke.
*Move away from the TV, you'll go blind.
"We read to know that we are not alone"-William Nicholson