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Why toddlers are like drunk people! (So funny!)

Posted by on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:36 AM
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Following are 20 more ways that taking care of a toddler is like dealing with a drunk person. What would you add to this list?

  1. No personal boundaries
  2. Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells “I OK!” and keeps going
  3. Poor decision making skills
  4. Spontaneous vomiting
  5. Speaks gibberish
  6. Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]
  7. Cries for no apparent reason
  8. Streaking (see #3)
  9. Philosophical conversations with inanimate objects
  10. Short attention span
  11. Argumentative
  12. Poor short term memory
  13. Zero inhibitions
  14. Loses everything
  15. Will pass out anywhere
  16. One track mind
  17. Demanding
  18. Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator
  19. Runs into things that haven’t moved…ever
  20. One volume setting – LOUD!


From:http://motherhoodontherocks.com/20-ways-toddlers-are-like-drunk-people/

by on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:36 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:38 AM

Yes, absolutely. 


chance1981
by on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:38 AM

#20 was my youngest all day

sunrisekn
by on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:39 AM

Too funny. Thanks for sharing. 

smurfbitebug
by on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:40 AM
Haha it's so truuuue...
TheDoctorsWife
by on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:41 AM
Lol. So funny!
Hannahluvsdogs
by Ruby Member on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:42 AM

LOL

tlcory
by Platinum Member on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:43 AM

Lol..so true!

tonesofhome
by on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:44 AM
Omg I love it! Too funny and too true!!!
blessedtohave7
by Bahama Mama on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:47 AM
This is so true
SpnFulOfSugar
by Emerald Member on Jun. 21, 2013 at 10:48 AM
So true
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