my 5 year old son saw his toy story band aids in the bathroom while he was in there and insisted he needed one because a snail bit him.... yes a snail. so i asked him if i could see the bite. he told me "hold on a sec mom i need my socks" goes into his room comes out sockless. and shows me his arm. where hit bit hmself just hard enough to leave a little indent..... and said "see the snail bit me right here!" and i said "snails don't bite, and you shouldn't bite yourself!" he said back "ugh! i just want a band aid!!!"
i found it so funny because i didnt tell him no i just wanted to see the "boo-boo".
ETA* i did give him one still for his snail bite! i was just sharing a cute story! lol