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"If You Take Me Home, I will Suck On Your N@#$%es all Night Long!

Posted by on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:15 AM
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"If you take me home, I will suck on your nipples all night long".


That is the pick up line I got this last weekend on girls night out. Probably the worst pick up line I have ever gotten.


What is the worst pick up line you have ever gotten?

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by on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:15 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:21 AM
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Him "What's your heritage? Do you have a mexican in you?"

Me "no"

Him *Wiggles eyebrows* "want some mexican in you?"

WOW. I just walked away lol

littlesippycup
by Ruby Member on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:22 AM

LOL

Quoting Anonymous:

Him "What's your heritage? Do you have a mexican in you?"

Me "no"

Him *Wiggles eyebrows* "want some mexican in you?"

WOW. I just walked away lol


tlcory
by Platinum Member on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:23 AM

"You are so much prettier then my wife" lol yep I walked away.

TiffanyRose06
by Queso<3 on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:23 AM
1 mom liked this
Nipple play is a very tempting offer lol
tifbrown
by on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:26 AM

"You remind me of my daughter" *vomit*

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:28 AM
Ok here you go. " damn Ma I normally don't date chocolate girls but I'm in the mood for some Hersey kisses."
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:30 AM
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Him: my watch says you're not wearing panties.

Me: it must be broken

Him: oh, you're right. It's an hour fast.

Lol. I just died. And then walked away.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:32 AM

I've never been struck with a pick up line before in my life... Kind of makes me sad.

ms.momo3
by Chrissy on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:32 AM
Wanna fuck. Yup. That was it. Lol
miisha
by Gold Member on Jun. 25, 2013 at 12:34 AM
I wanna sing tis song to you. I told him to go over there and start without me. And he did. Lmao
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