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Learn To Do Math Dumba**!

Posted by on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:01 AM
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My first anniversary was June 9th. I have been married a year. I am 13 weeks pregnant.

We have some distant cousins visiting from Florida. They went to lunch with my mother (we were going to have dinner with them). My mother told them that I was pregnant and dumbass actually said "Oh, is that why she had to get married?" My mother's like ".............She's been married a year and she's thirteen week pregnant."

"Oh........Well, at least she got married before the baby was born."

Needless to say, they are at the shallow end of our gene pool.


Edit: Just so you know, the title was a joke but, if everyone is going to make a big deal about it, I'll change it. Math can be a verb if I fucking want it to be so there!

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:03 AM
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Learn to DO math????

CBMMOM
by Gold Member on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:04 AM

 Math isn't a verb.

kitty8199
by Ruby Member on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:05 AM
Learn to math? Dumbasses?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:05 AM
OP I get your title :)
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:06 AM

Must be a kiddie pool your family plays in.

Amybelle
by Ruby Member on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:07 AM
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FAIL of the Day!! CONGRATS!!

tennisgal
by on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:07 AM

mathing is a verb now?? 

ballerina18
by Platinum Member on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:07 AM

laughing

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:08 AM

My dh and I were engaged for over a year before we got married. My Bil asked dh at the wedding if we were getting married because I was pregnant. Dh said "no she is not pregnant and just because that is why you got married does not mean that is why we are getting married"  We were married for 11 months when I found out I was pregnant. My dumbass bil still to this day tells people the reason we got married is because I was pregnant. some people are just too stupid.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Jun. 25, 2013 at 2:08 AM
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Well, yeah. They should learn to DO math, but you should learn to write. Sounds like the gene pool is shallow all the way around.
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