My first anniversary was June 9th. I have been married a year. I am 13 weeks pregnant.
We have some distant cousins visiting from Florida. They went to lunch with my mother (we were going to have dinner with them). My mother told them that I was pregnant and dumbass actually said "Oh, is that why she had to get married?" My mother's like ".............She's been married a year and she's thirteen week pregnant."
"Oh........Well, at least she got married before the baby was born."
Needless to say, they are at the shallow end of our gene pool.
Edit: Just so you know, the title was a joke but, if everyone is going to make a big deal about it, I'll change it. Math can be a verb if I fucking want it to be so there!