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i'm getting really worried about my 4 yo *added pic*

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i walked in on him in the bathroom --- he was butt naked.  

"what are you doing?"

"i'm pooping!"

"okay....so why are you naked?"

"I SAID I'M POOPING!!!!"

weird, but whatever.  then we had this little conversation

"i want some orange juice, please"

"oh, shoot, we're out....want apple juice instead?"

"no.  i want orange juice"

"yeah, i got that...but we're out.  there's apple juice, milk or water"

"orange juice"

"son....."

"orange juice"

"we don't have any"

"orange juice"

--that went on for like 5 minutes.  here's the kicker

"hey, go make sure your bedroom is picked up so i can sweep & mop in there"

"which bedroom?"

"the only bedroom you have"

"the one where i sleep?"

please, someone tell me that you have similar conversations with your kids.  

this is my favorite pic of him....how can i argue with that little face?

by on Jul. 2, 2013 at 10:42 AM
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almondpigeon
by Ruby Member on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:22 AM


really? i did not know that.  what does that mean?

Quoting supercarp:

Yes, this is normal. BTW, the original phrase was "buck naked," but younger people think it's butt naked.



Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:22 AM
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This was me when I was pregnant. Poor dh


Quoting Anonymous:

"Mommy! I want a banana!"

You ate the last one this morning

"But I want a banana!"

How about an orange?

"Noooooo, a banana! Plllllleassssseee?!"

We have to go to the store to get more bananas.

"Can we go to the store?"

Not right now.

"I need a banana though!"

Why do you need a banana?

"Because they are yummy. Can I have a banana?"

No.

"Okay, how about a cookie?"

..... O.o Go play.

"But I want a banana!!!!" 

She runs off to play. I peel and orange, and set it at the table for her.

"Yay! I love oranges."

Kids are weird.


ConcernedCousin
by Silver Member on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:31 AM
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every day of my life, we have weird conversations like that lol

supercarp
by on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:57 AM
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 I think that in the past, people were less inclined to use racy words like "butt." I looked up these explanations:

  1. The word "buck" comes from buckskin, which is a deer/horse like animal.

  2. A slang used by Americans against natives(Indians) for young males who often fought or hunted without clothing. (This is the one I am inclined to believe)

  3. It is a Bowlderization of "butt naked" so that it can be used in public without causing unnecessary discomfort. An euphemism of some sort.


Quoting almondpigeon:

 

really? i did not know that.  what does that mean?

Quoting supercarp:

Yes, this is normal. BTW, the original phrase was "buck naked," but younger people think it's butt naked.

 

 


 

SpnFulOfSugar
by on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:59 AM
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Sounds totally normal to me lol
spooky415
by Ruby Member on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:00 PM
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this is pretty typical behavior for my five year old.

he also gets naked all the time. i would walk into to him completely naked doing this weird crouching thing on the toilet...he's strange.
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manda.
by Gold Member on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:01 PM
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Sounds like my 3 year old. She's a little cray cray.
ColtsFan1912
by FriendoftheFoot on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:02 PM
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My son poops naked too. I'm glad to see he's not alone hehe.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:02 PM
No with the OJ conversation. If that started he wouldn't be getting a drink at all.
owl0210
by Emerald Member on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:02 PM
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My son is 3 and poops naked lol.
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