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Stupid dumba** jokes that made some one laugh...

Anonymous
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What does a religous person do when they freak out?
Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 2, 2013 at 10:54 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 2, 2013 at 10:55 AM
Shittin bibles
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 2, 2013 at 10:56 AM
That's not funny.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:06 AM
Do you have one that you think is funny?


Quoting Anonymous:

That's not funny.

UxorQuodMatris.
by Ruby Member on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:07 AM
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A man walks into a bar and says "ow".
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:09 AM
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A fish swimming down a stream spots a fly flying right over him. The fish thinks, "if that fly drops six inches, I can jump and catch that fly."

A bear see the fish that sees the fly. The bear thinks, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will jump to catch the fly and I can catch the fish."

A hunter sees the bear that sees the fish that sees the fly. The hunter thinks, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will jump to catch the fly, the bear will catch the fish, and I can shoot the bear."

A mouse sees the hunter that sees the bear that sees the fish that sees fly. The mouse thinks, "If the fly drops six inches, the fish will jump to catch the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, and I can get the cheese in the hunters lunch."

A cat sees the mouse that sees the hunter that sees the bear that sees the fish that sees the fly. The cat thinks, "If the fly drops six inches, the fish will jump to catch the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will get the cheese, and I can catch the mouse.

The fly dropped six inches.

The fish caught the fly, the bear caught the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse got the cheese, and the cat pounce for the mouse but miss and landed in the stream.

Moral of the story: Every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:09 AM
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink.  The bartender says We don't server Food in here.

missmamaof4
by on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:10 AM

lol omg im gonna post one please no one get mad at me

almondpigeon
by Ruby Member on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:11 AM
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horrible joke as told to me by my 16 yo

why does sarah fall off the swing?  because sarah has no arms.

knock, knock

who's there?

not sarah

missmamaof4
by on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:11 AM

okay nevermind its not working lol

OneAllergicMama
by Platinum Member on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:12 AM
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Why didn't Beethoven have chickens?





Because all he would hear all day long is "Bach, Bach, Bach"

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