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SO got offended because I told him he didn't have the biggest **adult topic**

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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dick

lol

Then he wanted to know who it was, so I showed him.  He was even more offended that they were Mexican, he is black lol.  I said he tied at 2nd for the biggest.  

I said "The hispanics are packin" just joking around lol

Now he feels like he has something to prove, sex has been even better

btw he's a 9 incher...he's not small, just not the biggest lol


Would your SO get upset about finding out he wasn't the biggest?

BTW he asked, I don't lie

Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 2, 2013 at 11:59 AM
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QuirkyMom26
by on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:00 PM
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Holy 9 inches of abuse!!! 

funlovinlady
by Gold Member on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:00 PM

He knows he's not the biggest and its fine by him. I'm happy :)

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:00 PM
No I probably would have danced around the topic without answering. He wouldn't have asked though lol. Or he hasn't in 10 years
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:02 PM
Nope. My husband knows he is average but he has enough for me and that is all that matters.
stickyfingers
by Platinum Member on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:02 PM
I would never say that to him! I would just say OMG I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT WITH YOU! Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:02 PM
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Df is actually the smallest guy I have ever been with. Hes not big, at all. But he is also the best sex I have ever had. It may not be big but he sure knows how to use it!
WhySoSalty
by on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:04 PM
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My SO is perfect. I dont feel the need to be a scuzzy cumbucket and make him feel bad.
sampson200
by on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:06 PM
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If my husband actually asked me something so dumb as this, I would have let him know, "Oh, honey, you being the BIGGEST is a statistical impossibility with the size of the world population regarding such a private matter. Besides, if you were, you'd never fit in my tight kitty."

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:07 PM

So you'd lie if he asked?

Quoting WhySoSalty:

My SO is perfect. I dont feel the need to be a scuzzy cumbucket and make him feel bad.


Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 2, 2013 at 12:08 PM

Im a straight shooter

You ask I tell


Quoting sampson200:

If my husband actually asked me something so dumb as this, I would have let him know, "Oh, honey, you being the BIGGEST is a statistical impossibility with the size of the world population regarding such a private matter. Besides, if you were, you'd never fit in my tight kitty."


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