SO got offended because I told him he didn't have the biggest **adult topic**

[Anonymous]

dick

lol

Then he wanted to know who it was, so I showed him.  He was even more offended that they were Mexican, he is black lol.  I said he tied at 2nd for the biggest.  

I said "The hispanics are packin" just joking around lol

Now he feels like he has something to prove, sex has been even better

btw he's a 9 incher...he's not small, just not the biggest lol

Would your SO get upset about finding out he wasn't the biggest?

BTW he asked, I don't lie

[QuirkyMom26]

Holy 9 inches of abuse!!! 

[funlovinlady]

He knows he's not the biggest and its fine by him. I'm happy :)

[Anonymous 2]

No I probably would have danced around the topic without answering. He wouldn't have asked though lol. Or he hasn't in 10 years

[Anonymous 3]

Nope. My husband knows he is average but he has enough for me and that is all that matters.

[stickyfingers]

I would never say that to him! I would just say OMG I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT WITH YOU! Lol

[Anonymous 4]

Df is actually the smallest guy I have ever been with. Hes not big, at all. But he is also the best sex I have ever had. It may not be big but he sure knows how to use it!

[WhySoSalty]

My SO is perfect. I dont feel the need to be a scuzzy cumbucket and make him feel bad.

[sampson200]

If my husband actually asked me something so dumb as this, I would have let him know, "Oh, honey, you being the BIGGEST is a statistical impossibility with the size of the world population regarding such a private matter. Besides, if you were, you'd never fit in my tight kitty."

[Anonymous 1 - Original Poster]

So you'd lie if he asked?

Quoting WhySoSalty:

My SO is perfect. I dont feel the need to be a scuzzy cumbucket and make him feel bad.

[Anonymous 1 - Original Poster]

Im a straight shooter

You ask I tell

Quoting sampson200:

If my husband actually asked me something so dumb as this, I would have let him know, "Oh, honey, you being the BIGGEST is a statistical impossibility with the size of the world population regarding such a private matter. Besides, if you were, you'd never fit in my tight kitty."