"We'll just have to dye his hair" Again said by mil about my baby when his hair started turning from brown to blonde. I have blonde hair and all of my husband's family has dark hair. Don't think she likes that my baby looks more like me than my husband.
And back before my husband and I were married, when she was trying to convince us to have a catholic ceremony (husband's family is catholic, I'm not) she said " You can have a full mass, when the priest gives you the Eucharist you can just take it and pretend to eat it., no one will know."
So what crazy things have your in-laws said to you?