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Ruining Childhoods

Anonymous
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Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:36 PM
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spastic_poodle
by Gold Member on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:37 PM
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Oookay. I can honestly say I've never thought about these things hah
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laranadtony
by Ruby Member on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:39 PM
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Well, the answer is in the divorce of mickey and minnie.

She said he accused her of being crazy and he said "NO, I SAID YOU WERE FUCKING GOOFY!"

There ya have it!

Zazayam
by Ruby Member on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:39 PM
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HA! I've had that thought a time or two...

mom2priceboys
by Gold Member on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:40 PM
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 So you're sayingGoofy has a porn out there somewhere??

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:42 PM
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hmm im sure i could find it if cafemom wouldnt ban me lol

Quoting mom2priceboys:

 So you're sayingGoofy has a porn out there somewhere??


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:43 PM

misskriss10
by Ruby Member on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:48 PM
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Im actually watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse right now. I cant stop laughing.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:49 PM
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what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie lee curtis getting drunk in public and lindsay lohan is sitting around eating activia 


BunnyFlick
by on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:53 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 6, 2013 at 6:53 PM

whirra:
foreveralone-lyguy:
WHAT THE FUCK
ahahahyuck!!!

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