I was talking to DD14 about a trip in April to FL for a family vacation/DS's 13th birthday. I'm overweight and very self conscious. I told her I have a plan to lose the 50-75 lbs I need to lose by then and she said she'd help. Awesome!
Anyhow, as I'm stating why I want to lose the weight and how this is great motivation, she pipes up and says "Plus, it will make Conan jealous!" OMG LOL That's my xh's name (totally serious)! I have to pick up two of my kids from him once we arrive in FL, so I'll see him. It will be the first time in 4 years that we've seen each other face to face.
So, as I'm choking/laughing, I told her that would be a pretty sweet bonus but that I'll just be happy to wear cute clothes and not have my thighs rub all day! LMAO
Your kids say anything totally surprising and surprisingly true?