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He was SOOO LOUD IN BED I thought he was DYING!

Posted by on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:12 PM
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EDIT: WOW this post is still going a little bit! Feel free to keep posting stories. I keep coming back for more laughs LOL!


Have you ever been with a man who was so loud in bed it was embarrassing? Or said/did something REALLY WEIRD?


A GF and I were reminiscing today and she told me a story that had me dying with laughter. She was with this guy and he was so loud AND growled at her during the "Big Moment".


She said it was like, "AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! RAWWWWW GRRRRR!!!


She stop being involved and asked him if he was ok. I nearly died laughing. Though I haven't been with someone who acted like that I certainly have gotten some interesting comments in bed.


A casual hookup asked me once... After pulling off the condom (as he was outside of my body by then)


"Can I cum in your mouth?"

Me: "No."

Him: "Can I cum on your face?"

Me: "No. You can cum on my stomach."

He goes to cum and I roll away so that he misses (though he doesn't know it)

He then says, "Awww Yeahhhh Did I get ya good?!"

Me: "Ummmm.... Yeah...."


Have any interesting/Funny stories to share? 


EDIT: I am LOVING the stories! I will try to respond to as many as possible but am sitting down to dinner right now. I will come back and read some more soon! Keep them coming ladies! I nearly woke the baby with my laughter! :/

"Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal; it is the Courage to Continue that Counts." -- Winston Churchill

Mother to 1 Beautiful Baby Girl (Kimora Estelle)

by on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:12 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:15 PM
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No, nothing like that. My FWB is noisy but not overly and it's a good balance.

The most awkward I've had was my XH of 5 years. He was dead silent....every time. I know I'm not that bad in bed to not make some noises. It was frustrating.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:17 PM
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A casual one-nighter said "touch my asshole! Touch my asshole! I'm about to blow!" I laughed so hard...
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:18 PM
My FWB always talks about how tight I am. Hes the first guy ive been with since my daughters Dad, 4 years ago. It's annoying but I just cover his mouth.
Kaseyrose21
by Gold Member on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:19 PM

Oh yeah I would rather have more noise than no noise at all. That just makes you question your skills.


Yes my DH is a good balance too.

Quoting Anonymous:

No, nothing like that. My FWB is noisy but not overly and it's a good balance.

The most awkward I've had was my XH of 5 years. He was dead silent....every time. I know I'm not that bad in bed to not make some noises. It was frustrating.



ANSnyder
by on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:19 PM
Lol no nothing like that
KeimUNCmomof3
by Gold Member on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:20 PM
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No, I've only been with my husband and our sexual life is no one's business.

Kaseyrose21
by Gold Member on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:20 PM
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OMG my beer almost came out my nose! I would probably have tried not to laugh but definitely would have failed. That is so funny! 

Quoting Anonymous:

A casual one-nighter said "touch my asshole! Touch my asshole! I'm about to blow!" I laughed so hard...


Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:21 PM

Nothing like that.  Your baby is beautiful.  


Ninjabubble
by Platinum Member on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:21 PM



Quoting KeimUNCmomof3:

No, I've only been with my husband and our sexual life is no one's business.


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by Anonymous 5 on Jul. 9, 2013 at 10:21 PM
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I have an ex who used to giggle when he came.

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