EDIT: WOW this post is still going a little bit! Feel free to keep posting stories. I keep coming back for more laughs LOL!
Have you ever been with a man who was so loud in bed it was embarrassing? Or said/did something REALLY WEIRD?
A GF and I were reminiscing today and she told me a story that had me dying with laughter. She was with this guy and he was so loud AND growled at her during the "Big Moment".
She said it was like, "AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! RAWWWWW GRRRRR!!!
She stop being involved and asked him if he was ok. I nearly died laughing. Though I haven't been with someone who acted like that I certainly have gotten some interesting comments in bed.
A casual hookup asked me once... After pulling off the condom (as he was outside of my body by then)
"Can I cum in your mouth?"
Him: "Can I cum on your face?"
Me: "No. You can cum on my stomach."
He goes to cum and I roll away so that he misses (though he doesn't know it)
He then says, "Awww Yeahhhh Did I get ya good?!"
Me: "Ummmm.... Yeah...."
Have any interesting/Funny stories to share?
EDIT: I am LOVING the stories! I will try to respond to as many as possible but am sitting down to dinner right now. I will come back and read some more soon! Keep them coming ladies! I nearly woke the baby with my laughter! :/
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