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What the f*ck is this sh*t?!

Posted by on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:28 AM
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I got home tonight and I see a stray dog on my porch- except it isn't a stray dog. It's a fucking spider as big as a dinner plate. So I get the hairspray and the wasp killer (I may have slightly overreacted... I didn't get my .22, although I considered it, so props for that decision) so I go out to kill the mother fucker and guess what?! He has an even bigger friend! So I'm busy sending the sons of bitches back to whatever hell they came from and I turn around and there's a fucking scorpion staring my down. So I stepped on his sorry ass. But now I'm inside and every time I feel something brush me I'm convinced that their families are coming to avenge their deaths.
Shit.
by on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:28 AM
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cntrdmom
by Ruby Member on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:29 AM
It's even better with all the typos. Lol.

Ahem...I mean. Wow that sucks. But you are so brave!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:30 AM
Oh hell nah!!!!!!!!! :(
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:30 AM
1 mom liked this

been waiting to use this..lol

seksen
by Gold Member on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:31 AM
Lol I would have pulled out a shot gun.... For real
o.O....
by Cara on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:31 AM
I fixed em, lol. Hate it when I forget to proofread.


Quoting cntrdmom:

It's even better with all the typos. Lol.



Ahem...I mean. Wow that sucks. But you are so brave!

o.O....
by Cara on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:31 AM
Fo real tho.


Quoting Anonymous:

been waiting to use this..lol


Caitlyn137
by on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:32 AM
Omg that's sounds like horror movie scene. Srry!
I would call a bug guy or buy some bomb
cntrdmom
by Ruby Member on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:32 AM
They really made it much more frantic though.


Quoting o.O....:

I fixed em, lol. Hate it when I forget to proofread.




Quoting cntrdmom:

It's even better with all the typos. Lol.





Ahem...I mean. Wow that sucks. But you are so brave!


BluePandaDreams
by on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:34 AM
Watching late night black and white horror movies on tv?
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o.O....
by Cara on Jul. 13, 2013 at 3:34 AM
Ima bug bomb the shit outta this mother fucker. The spiders have been baaad this year. The scorpion was a wonderful, rare horror, though. I can wait to move back to town next month. I'm over this living in bfe shit.


Quoting Caitlyn137:

Omg that's sounds like horror movie scene. Srry!

I would call a bug guy or buy some bomb

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