True story- I had to buy a new combination lock for my gym locker yesterday. The young man cashiering said he had several locks but kept losing them as we were making small talk. I told him I had several too but I had forgotten the combinations. He looked at me sympathetically and said "Do you know the combination is on the back of the lock? You never have to memorize it! "....Facepalm.
Q. What's the difference between a University of Houston sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: If you have a car containing a Red Raiders wide receiver, a Red Raiders linebacker, and a Red Raiders defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
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