Okay, so my ex from 4 years ago messages me on facebook (we are friends only), saying he wants to hang out and catch up. I say okay, innocent enough. He comes over, DD goes to bed since it was her bedtime, and him and I just reminice about our past dating life, what went wrong, etc. He gets super serious and goes 'I need to ask you something.' I tell him okay, ask me. He says 'I want you to be my lover.' DEAD ASS SERIOUS. I just look at him, and start laughing so hard. Wtf? So he starts trying to sell the idea to me, like he's selling a car or something. Now, I still love him, since he is my ex (we broke up on bad terms, he is NOT DD's father), but that threw me for a loop.
Men are pigs.