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I want you to be my lover

Anonymous
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Okay, so my ex from 4 years ago messages me on facebook (we are friends only), saying he wants to hang out and catch up. I say okay, innocent enough. He comes over, DD goes to bed since it was her bedtime, and him and I just reminice about our past dating life, what went wrong, etc. He gets super serious and goes 'I need to ask you something.' I tell him okay, ask me. He says 'I want you to be my lover.' DEAD ASS SERIOUS. I just look at him, and start laughing so hard. Wtf? So he starts trying to sell the idea to me, like he's selling a car or something. Now, I still love him, since he is my ex (we broke up on bad terms, he is NOT DD's father), but that threw me for a loop.


Men are pigs.


Still laughing.

Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 15, 2013 at 1:29 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 16, 2013 at 1:04 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 16, 2013 at 1:05 PM

Why not?

nerdymom28
by Ruby Member on Jul. 16, 2013 at 1:05 PM
3 moms liked this

 If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

MrsDavidB25
by Stacey on Jul. 16, 2013 at 1:06 PM
1 mom liked this

 

Quoting nerdymom28:

 If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

 I started singing this as soon as I saw the title lmao!

MrsMiles85
by on Jul. 16, 2013 at 1:06 PM

laughing

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 16, 2013 at 1:07 PM
Lol

Quoting nerdymom28:

 If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

almondpigeon
by Ruby Member on Jul. 16, 2013 at 1:07 PM

the word "lover" makes me cringe.  i always think of that old SNL skit.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 16, 2013 at 1:08 PM
Haha exactly!

Quoting almondpigeon:

the word "lover" makes me cringe.  i always think of that old SNL skit.

o.O....
by Cara on Jul. 16, 2013 at 1:08 PM
I want you to be my lover...? Good lord.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 16, 2013 at 1:09 PM
Who even uses that term anymore? One of the main reasons I laughed.

Quoting o.O....:

I want you to be my lover...? Good lord.
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