I am being Tag Teamed by a platoon of midgets and I am about to lose my ever loving mind!!!
SO and I have a total of 6 kids. One his, three mine, and two together. I am also about 12 weeks preggo. His lives in Florida with her mother, my older three are currently visiting grandma for another week, so it's just the two youngest at home. Our 6MO DD and our 18 MO DD. Yes, we had them very close together. Remind me not to do that again.
Anywho. 6mo dd has decided that she is going to moo at us constantly. I cannot stand the sound. No matter what I do, I can't make her happy. And when I say moo, I mean MOO. She sounds like a cow. Not a full on cry, just moo, moo, moo. Then she breaks into a full on cry. NOTHING is wrong with her. I check her every single time. Drop what I am doing, and check her panties, see if she is hungry, bored. I play with her, she moos, I put her in her bouncer, she moos. Swing. Moos. Playpen, MOO!!! Play again, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Our 18 MO dd is just as bad. She won't listen to NO! She is constantly getting into things and doing EXACTLY what she knows she is not supposed to do. I know she is a baby, I get that, but COME ON!!! I try to distract her, nothing, I move her away, nothing, she is just not happy unless she is making trouble. And I refuse to spank her, she is too little. Oh, and her new favorite thing is to scream in my face when she doesn't get her way.
Now, I have a funky inner ear problem. I have just recently started seeing a doctor about it, because I can't understand why certain noises cause my blood pressure to sky rocket. Apparently, there is a little bit of scar tissue in my cochlea. I think that's what he said. Anyway, the constant mooing, and crying and whining are all driving me INSANE!!!
Ok. Whew. I feel a little better. Back to the drawing board. I gotta figure out what the effing problem is.