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SAHM'S GET IN HERE.....chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, chuckle....

Posted by on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:53 PM
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing greens for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After
supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love -- which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last night!"

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funlovinlady
by on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:54 PM
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Hahahaha. That's great

meg0620
by on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:54 PM
Lol
proudmommy690
by Ruby Member on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:55 PM
Lmao
teal_phoenix
by on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:56 PM

BUMP!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:56 PM

Coo coo for coco puffs

celestegood
by Ruby Member on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:56 PM
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Haha too funny!!!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:56 PM
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Lol! Awesome!
Irenesmommy
by Platinum Member on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:56 PM

LOL

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:57 PM
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Lol, my hubby did that same thing each time I was in the hospital. He really appreciates all that I do.
mamacalifornia
by on Jul. 16, 2013 at 10:58 PM

That's great!

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