Have you ever done this during sex while pregnant??? So embarrassing...
Okay so I am 20 weeks pregnant and the hubs and I aren't having a whole lot of sex. Well last night I was FINALLY feeling a little frisky and I wanted to have sex. So he goes down for oral and guess what happens... I PASSED GAS!!!!! Right when I was about to climax!!!!!!!! Ugh!! I wanted to shoot myself!! I couldn't control it, it just came out without me giving my body permission.
So after we get over the initial shock of it, IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!!! By this time I'm crying in laughter because I can't get over what just happened. As a matter of fact I'm laughing right now as I'm typing because I still can't get over it. Luckily it didn't smell like anything and it was just air but still!! So we give up on that and move to missionary. Well guess what ladies, IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! What the hell!! We could barely get through the sex because I now had a mental block and was focused on not passing gas.
Please tell me I'm not the only one this has happened too. I had to post this in here anon because I was just too embarrassed to post it in my DD group. I felt so bad for dh. He was so understanding but sheesh. My gas couldn't wait until I got my rocks off???
Please share your embarrassing pregnancy sex moments! It'll make me feel better :)
ETA: Well lookie here ladies! Our embarrassing pregnancy sex stories made front page news ;) lol... Well I guess starting with mine. Good thing I went anon or all of Cafemom would forever know me as the woman who farted in her man's face during oral 0_0 I guess the title they put fits this post. Pregnancy sex fail! hahaha