Me : You're the Sam to my Frodo.
DH: Why do you get to be Frodo.
Me: because I'm way more Badass than Sam.
DH: You scream when you see a spider. Sam kicked that Spider's ass.
Me: Yeah, but I have the precious. -holds up wedding bands
DH : so really you're Smeagol
Me : No, i'm Frodo.
Dh : You're smeagol.
Now I am sad. :(