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Easy way to masturbate...spend NO money on sex toys..cause you don't need em' if you do this!!

Anonymous
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Okay, so I've got an easy way to masturbate ladies! No need to buy expensive sex toys or anything! Here we go! 1) Get something small..a house hold object. For you ladies who don't usually masturbate..something like a lip gloss container would work.. (just lip gloss!) Or for you ladies who want something bigger..get a tooth brush or something.. 2) Get it a little wet. 3)Lay or your bed or the floor.. but your bed will probably be more comfy. Lay in a position to where your legs are bent..knees in the air. 4)To start off. Clear your mind and close your eyes. 5) Start rubbing your breast. It helps you get going. 6)Leave one hand rubbing your breast..the hand rubbing your breast should have you object in it. Take the other hand and rub up and down the inside of your thigh. 7)Take that hand and rub the spot between your poophole and you clit. Then slowly move up to your clit and gently rub there. 8)Take your hand off of your breasts and rub down your stomach all the way to you clit sliding your hand across your skin. 9) Leave the hand rubbing that you started with rubbing.. and take the object with your hand it's in and rub your spot between your poophole. You may want to take it directly to you clit and put it in but don't. 10)Take the object and gently rub it all the way up to your clit. Rub your clit with it. 11)Slowly and gently put in in your hole.. it may hurt while putting it in a little bit but that only means you hit a sensitive spot..no need to panic. 12)When it's in, move the object up and down without taking it all the way out. Get harder and harder. 13)Then, start rubbing with your other hand and move the object side to side harder and harder so hit's the sides of your hole and arouses you. It feels good. You may get an orgasm. 14)Don't take it out for more than 30 seconds, if so, you might want to start teasing yourself again and redoing the process. It's fun. 15)Hope this works for you! P.S. Even a sucker stick works if you want to use something small :) I used it and I still got an orgasm! HAVE FUN LADIES!! :)
Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 18, 2013 at 4:38 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 18, 2013 at 4:53 AM
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You seem confused on where the clit is. Also, you should really invest in a sex toy. They are so far from expensive, come in any size, and your kids can grab your ChapStick the next day worry free, ew.

katemckenzie
by Kate on Jul. 18, 2013 at 4:56 AM
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LOLOLOLOL IM DYING.

ARE YOU THE SAME LADY WHO MASTURBATED WITH A CUCUMBER AND THEN FED IT TO HER KIDS?!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jul. 18, 2013 at 4:56 AM
You are weird as fuck.

firespurity
by Ruby Member on Jul. 18, 2013 at 4:58 AM
I'd rather not insert random household objects into my privates. I'll invest in proper sex toys as needed, and cleaners to prevent bacterial growth.
rebeccarae
by on Jul. 18, 2013 at 5:01 AM
Haha what? Woman really, a lollipop stick!? You're into some kinky shit. :p
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jul. 18, 2013 at 5:01 AM
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Oh tiny is your dudes thing that you get off with a chapstick??

Mommy2BeAmy
by on Jul. 18, 2013 at 5:02 AM
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activitymode
by Platinum Member on Jul. 18, 2013 at 5:04 AM
wtf is this shit
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Jul. 18, 2013 at 5:05 AM
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Yes, nothing gets me hotter than a sucker stick near my poop hole. 


For fucks sakes. Fingers- fingers work without having an instruction manual. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Jul. 18, 2013 at 5:06 AM
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