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I just peed all over my floor.

Posted by on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:37 AM
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So I'm sitting on the toilet, and I look down, and there's a FUCKING BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER hauling ass toward my foot.

Mid stream, I dive off the toilet, shoot out into the hallway, JUST PISSING ALL OVER THE FLOOR, screaming like a fucking maniac.

Spider's don't normally bother me too much, BUT A BROWN RECLUSE, AND MY PANTS WERE DOWN!

DF is about to piss HIS pants he's laughing so hard. He smashed the spider, and told me I have to clean up my own pee.


I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT BATHROOM FOR THE NEXT WEEK. I'LL PISS IN THE KITCHEN SINK FOR ALL I CARE! 



FUCK THAT NOISE.

by on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:37 AM
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504bbymami
by Sapphire Member on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:38 AM
Ahhhhhh
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KelticLady
by Bronze Member on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:38 AM
This made me giggle!
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ColleenF30
by Lube Girl on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:38 AM

Hopefully it was just one...

katemckenzie
by Kate on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:38 AM

Is that a relief ahhh, or a laughing ahhh?

IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY DUDE.

:( 

Quoting 504bbymami:

Ahhhhhh


katemckenzie
by Kate on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:39 AM
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I'm hoping so too, but I'm calling an exterminator tomorrow, whether my apartment manager likes it or not.

Quoting ColleenF30:

Hopefully it was just one...


ROBIN-C
by Gold Member on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:39 AM

They like dark places like under your bed! 

vegaswife2011
by LMAO on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:39 AM
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Lol, sorry.

504bbymami
by Sapphire Member on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:39 AM
Neither! Lol. It was a scream.


Quoting katemckenzie:

Is that a relief ahhh, or a laughing ahhh?

IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY DUDE.

:( 

Quoting 504bbymami:

Ahhhhhh



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rebeccarae
by on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:39 AM


This. 

Quoting ColleenF30:

Hopefully it was just one...



Princess111201
by on Jul. 23, 2013 at 3:40 AM

hahaha!!!! oh my gosh! that made me laugh so much! that definitely sounds like something id end up doing as well. lol.

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