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I hate every single one of these names! And my dad keeps saying use the list and pick one! NO!

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So my dad wants us to give our dd that is due soon a "normal name", in his words. He keeps saying look at the top 100 baby names of 2012 and pick one. I hate EVERY SINGLE ONE!

  • 1. Sophia - HELLLLLL NO!
  • 2. Emma - I HATE EMMA!
  • 3. Isabella - REALLY TWILIGHT FANS?! REALLY?!
  • 4. Olivia - OMG UGGGGGLY!
  • 5. Ava - I would seriously rather throw myself off a cliff than be calling for Ava all day!
  • 6. Emily - badBOOOOO! ON EMILY! WAAAAAY too old fashioned! NO
  • 7. Abigail Opening my mouth insert finger and throwing up
  • 8. Mia - Mia wtf is this a soap opera?!
  • 9. Madison - I kind of like this but it is a NO GO because my son really likes a girl I mean like likes her from school and her name is Madison and since he is 6 it would cause confusion so no
  • 10. Elizabeth HATE IT!
  • 11. Chloe I have several friends with DOGS name Chloe so NO
  • 12. Ella OMG THIS NAME IS AWFUL GOD AWFUL IMO
  • 13. Avery Um isn't that a boys name?! YUCK!
  • 14. Addison That sounds like a street. Not the name of a female child.
  • 15. Aubrey I hate Aubrey. Every Aubrey I have EVER known was a total bitch
  • 16. Lily badNO WAY!
  • 17. Natalie Okay if ppl didn't tend to shorten this to Natty and even Nat I might consider it but NO!
  • 18. Sofia Same as name #1 just spelled differently and it still sucks raw eggs
  • 19. Charlotte NO WAY! Charlotte's web? Im not naming my child after a SPIDER and it sucks anyway
  • 20. Zoey Might as well put a strap on on her and call her butch right now
  • 21. Grace Could we get ANY MORE WIMPY than this name? Grace? NO!!!!!
  • 22. Hannah Well that just rolls off the tongue, NOT!
  • 23. Amelia Like as in Earhart? Yeah, NO THANKS!
  • 24. Harper What the fuckity fuck fuck?! Harper? It sounds like the name of a 90 year old MALE BUTLER!
  • 25. Lillian NO EWWWWW! Not even halfway pretty!
  • 26. Samantha UM no. Just no!
  • 27. Evelyn This sounds like a billionaire 80 year old whose husband just died. Or the bitch mom on 2 and a half men. Um... NO!
  • 28. Victoria No. See I don't mind Victoria too much, but if it gets shortened to Tori, (I do not mind Vicky) but TORI friggin sucks. I would CRY if someone called my dd Tori.
  • 29. Brooklyn Only works I guess if you live in NY and even at that point it's fucking weird. NO.
  • 30. Zoe Same as the other name just a different spelling. Might as well start saving for her sex change operation.
  • 31. Layla I HATE the song Layla got me on my knees Layla... Plus it sounds like the name of a slut. Might as well buy her that pole right now.
  • 32. Hailey I went to school with a BOY named Hailey. Fuck that.
  • 33. Leah I HATE THE NAME LEAH. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE IT.
  • 34. Kaylee Yes lets name our child after the girl Casey Anthony got away with murdering. Yeah, no thanks!
  • 35. Anna Anna? What the hell is up with this list! NO NO NO NO NO! ANNA SUCKS!
  • 36. Aaliyah Bangs head on table! HELL TO THE FUCKING NO!
  • 37. Gabriella Gabriella? No no and no. Just no.
  • 38. Allison PUKING NOW
  • 39. Nevaeh HELL NO!
  • 40. Alexis UGLY
  • 41. Audrey Sounds like the name of a stripper
  • 42. Savannah Really sounds like the name of a stripper
  • 43. Sarah For parents who LOVE boring as shit names.
  • 44. Alyssa NO!!!!!
  • 45. Claire Um that is probably the number 1 worst name on this list imo.
  • 46. Taylor I will NOT name my child a boy's name AND the name of the slut who sings bad songs about every date gone wrong since she was born all in one.
  • 47. Riley I know several people with dog's named Riley, and most of them are boys. NO.
  • 48. Camila slapCamila? Name your child that you should be smacked.
  • 49. Arianna EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  • 50. Ashley That.... Just.... Sucks....
  • 51. Brianna When Anna just isn't enough!
  • 52. Sophie Same friggin name and STILL no better with THIS SPELLING!
  • 53. Peyton Peyton? Seriously? WTH is wrong with people! NO!
  • 54. Bella Once again Twilight fans, EWWWWW.
  • 55. Khloe Same as above just spelled differently and still a dog name.
  • 56. Genesis Sorry not religious enough for this stupid word turned name.
  • 57. Alexa Alexa? Are we kidding?
  • 58. Serenity WTF is this shit?
  • 59. Kylie UM NO.
  • 60. Aubree Again same as above different spelling and still sucks.
  • 61. Scarlett NO WAY!
  • 62. Stella ICKY!
  • 63. Maya NO!
  • 64. Katherine HELL NOOOOOOO
  • 65. Julia I would rather poke my eyeballs out with a hot fireplace poker than be calling Julia.
  • 66. Lucy Lucy is so loose! Yeah NO THANKS.
  • 67. Madelyn I never liked the Madeline stories. But thanks.
  • 68. Autumn This is a SEASON not a NAME.
  • 69. Makayla Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. NO THANK YOU!
  • 70. Kayla No.
  • 71. Mackenzie As in Spudz?
  • 72. Lauren I hate this too.
  • 73. Gianna NO WAY IN HELL SOUNDS LIKE A PERFUME!
  • 74. Ariana Sounds like shit.
  • 75. Faith NO.
  • 76. Alexandra Hell no.
  • 77. Melanie This name totally sucks.
  • 78. Sydney BOY NAME ALERT!
  • 79. Bailey Here Bailey here girl! Fetch dad timmy fell in the old mine.
  • 80. Caroline BOOOOORING
  • 81. Naomi PUKE
  • 82. Morgan Sounds like a boy name
  • 83. Kennedy Lets name our dd a last name. NOPE. YUCK
  • 84. Ellie Ellie? NO.
  • 85. Jasmine I can show you the world, shining shimmering... SHE AINT A DISNEY CHARACTER!!!!
  • 86. Eva No way in hell.
  • 87. Skylar NO.
  • 88. Kimberly One of my dh's exes was a Kimberly so NO.
  • 89. Violet No. This was the ugliest of all the rainbow brite characters! HELL NO.
  • 90. Molly BOOOORING!
  • 91. Aria Like the solo in a opera?! NO! I hate the opera.
  • 92. Jocelyn Sounds like a very butch girl with eyebrows that are linked.
  • 93. Trinity WTF Are we serious? Trinity? PUKE
  • 94. London Not from Britian so no.
  • 95. Lydia Every Lydia I have ever known was the most homely girl in the world.
  • 96. Madeline Different spelling but same name, fuck no.
  • 97. Reagan Again a last name so no.
  • 98. Piper She was the pied piper of... NO.
  • 99. Andrea Every Andrea I ever knew was a total bitch so no.
  • 100. Annabelle You cannot even be serious.



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Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:17 AM
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Anonandon
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:18 AM
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I'd tell him if he wants to name a child so badly, he can have his own. Our policy is if you didn't make it, you don't get to name it.
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angeleyes16
by Silver Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:19 AM

I'm laughing thinking you're joking about most of them... But HEY Olivia is not an ugly name! (jk). Hope people have a sense of humor and you don't get tore to shreds. GL.

Litlmama87
by Platinum Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:21 AM
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I can't believe you took the time to give every single name on that list a hostile review, instead of just saying, "ok thanks for the suggestion list.", & moving along with your life.
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la-cosa-nostra
by Gold Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:21 AM
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Name it what you want. 

And fuck you, my daughters name doesn't sound like a perfume, it's a good, strong Italian name. I'm guessing you aren't Italian. 

katemckenzie
by Kate on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:22 AM

LOL, I'm a Kathrine.

NorseGodessMom
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:23 AM
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 I remeber once reading a baby name book like this... it was like "way would you name your kid that?" or something like that..

Well good luck!

I went with Valkyrie

Mommy2b2many
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:24 AM
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This....

Quoting Litlmama87:

I can't believe you took the time to give every single name on that list a hostile review, instead of just saying, "ok thanks for the suggestion list.", & moving along with your life.
MalloryR
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:24 AM
Just use whatever name you want. She is your daughter.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:25 AM
Then pick another name. Our 3 daughters' names were all between # 150 and #400
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jul. 25, 2013 at 12:25 AM

I agree with this,I can't find a single thing wrong with any of these names listed and my daughter's name does NOT sound like a strippers name in fact it's a city in Georgia and a lot of girls have that name and my name is on that list too..


Quoting Litlmama87:

I can't believe you took the time to give every single name on that list a hostile review, instead of just saying, "ok thanks for the suggestion list.", & moving along with your life.


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