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just woke my husband up funny as hell

Posted by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 4:52 AM
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HaHA  we are in bed and he's asleep. I cant sleep because there is a freaking huge fly in the room buzzing around, and its buzzing close to my head because of the light on my nightstand. So anyways its just bzzbzzzbzz. But that little #*&^ didn't know about me because no fly has ever lived to tell. Im a frakin fly hit-man.  So i watch and w8 for it to land on the wall or anywhere but my lamp. But this was a smart fly it kept landing on my lamp. I love that lamp. then HA it landed on the wall i picked up the paper and yelled "DIE F__er" (been pissing me off for like 30min) My husband sat str8 up in the bed rooking around haha he thought the house was getting broken into or something  hahahaha  i know its messed up but i love freaking him out  haha 

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URHonor
by Rotten.Girl on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:18 AM
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Lmfao!! This is hilarious!!
SyllabaryBisque
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:20 AM
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BWAHAHA!! 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:21 AM
Had to read this 4 times to understand
Mommyof1_2013
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:22 AM
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Haha!
cherokeegoddess
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:24 AM
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well that's one way to get him up lol too funny!! did he think you were talking about him? lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:25 AM
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I stopped reading at w8.
sunrisekn
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:27 AM
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That's too funny! 

My dh woke me up last night when he yelled "yep!!". I started to laugh and he woke up and I said WTH, are you at a freaking auction or something? 

fivegirls333
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:29 AM
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nice shot!  sweet!

Beauty91805
by Platinum Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:31 AM
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Lol!
LCG83
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:32 AM
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Lmfao!!!!!
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