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just woke my husband up funny as hell

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HaHA  we are in bed and he's asleep. I cant sleep because there is a freaking huge fly in the room buzzing around, and its buzzing close to my head because of the light on my nightstand. So anyways its just bzzbzzzbzz. But that little #*&^ didn't know about me because no fly has ever lived to tell. Im a frakin fly hit-man.  So i watch and w8 for it to land on the wall or anywhere but my lamp. But this was a smart fly it kept landing on my lamp. I love that lamp. then HA it landed on the wall i picked up the paper and yelled "DIE F__er" (been pissing me off for like 30min) My husband sat str8 up in the bed rooking around haha he thought the house was getting broken into or something  hahahaha  i know its messed up but i love freaking him out  haha 

by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 4:52 AM
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s.osborne
by Gold Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:35 AM
1 mom liked this

 LOL!

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 25, 2013 at 7:36 AM
1 mom liked this
Lmfao
LisaSmock
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 5:01 PM


It was like 1am when i posted this

Quoting Anonymous:

Had to read this 4 times to understand



LisaSmock
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 5:03 PM


he might have. lol  the way he snores he  should worry 

Quoting cherokeegoddess:

well that's one way to get him up lol too funny!! did he think you were talking about him? lol



jesistar6910
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 5:05 PM

Awesome.

skinsfan26
by Bronze Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 5:05 PM

i was waiting for the part where fly landed on dh and you smacked him with the paper to kill it. LOL.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 25, 2013 at 5:05 PM

*wait *straight. Numbers are not the same as letters.

Mazie0723
by Platinum Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 5:07 PM
Call him Dave.lol

Quoting sunrisekn:

That's too funny! 

My dh woke me up last night when he yelled "yep!!". I started to laugh and he woke up and I said WTH, are you at a freaking auction or something? 

LisaSmock
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 5:07 PM

done that before too  but he was awake . he got pissed. i told him both flys and him bug me so shut up 


Quoting skinsfan26:

i was waiting for the part where fly landed on dh and you smacked him with the paper to kill it. LOL.



LisaSmock
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 5:08 PM

dont like my post dont read it 


Quoting Anonymous:

*wait *straight. Numbers are not the same as letters.



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