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just woke my husband up funny as hell

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HaHA  we are in bed and he's asleep. I cant sleep because there is a freaking huge fly in the room buzzing around, and its buzzing close to my head because of the light on my nightstand. So anyways its just bzzbzzzbzz. But that little #*&^ didn't know about me because no fly has ever lived to tell. Im a frakin fly hit-man.  So i watch and w8 for it to land on the wall or anywhere but my lamp. But this was a smart fly it kept landing on my lamp. I love that lamp. then HA it landed on the wall i picked up the paper and yelled "DIE F__er" (been pissing me off for like 30min) My husband sat str8 up in the bed rooking around haha he thought the house was getting broken into or something  hahahaha  i know its messed up but i love freaking him out  haha 

by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 4:52 AM
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LisaSmock
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 8:17 PM
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DH  LOL  DD  DS  FU    U    LMFAP  ROFL  #    BRB  STFU  OMW    TTYL    <- are you saying you have never used any of these before/ b4  becuse they ae not real words 

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Don't like using real words, don't write posts.


Quoting LisaSmock:

dont like my post dont read it 


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*wait *straight. Numbers are not the same as letters.







Mrs.wilcox01
by Gold Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 8:18 PM
Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 25, 2013 at 8:20 PM
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Lmao...you about made me pee on myself!
TippyD
by Silver Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM

bwahahahaha! that is awesome!


LisaSmock
by on Jul. 25, 2013 at 9:09 PM


you would have if you saw his face

rolling on floor

Quoting Anonymous:

Lmao...you about made me pee on myself!



proudmommy690
by Ruby Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 9:10 PM
Oh man lmfao.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 25, 2013 at 9:10 PM
I probably would have!


Quoting LisaSmock:


you would have if you saw his face

rolling on floor


Quoting Anonymous:

Lmao...you about made me pee on myself!





MrsKish
by Gold Member on Jul. 25, 2013 at 9:13 PM
Lmao
nelliesmommy
by NoTtOdaY:) on Jul. 25, 2013 at 9:16 PM

lol

cherokeegoddess
by Bronze Member on Jul. 26, 2013 at 7:59 PM

lol my ex used to sound like a chainsaw or a bear growling. that's why i never slept when he did. i was so tempted to put a pillow over his face. he always asked me why i looked so tired. hmm i wonder why? lol

Quoting LisaSmock:


he might have. lol  the way he snores he  should worry 

Quoting cherokeegoddess:

well that's one way to get him up lol too funny!! did he think you were talking about him? lol




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