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My daughter found a giant rubber penis and we don't know where it came from!

Anonymous
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We moved a few months ago and some stuff was brought over from the old apartment and packed away in a closet. I was looking for a kitchen gadget that I rarely use, and thought maybe it was in one of the boxes in there. I sent her to look for it. She came out with a giant, flesh colored, realistic looking rubber penis!

I have no idea where this came from. It isn't mine. It was in a suitcase that hasn't been touched in a while. I'm a little worried that my son may have found it somewhere and brought it home. He has some hoarding tendencies. He claims he doesn't know where it came from either. I don't know for sure.

I was so freaked out that I dumped it in a garbage bag, dumped the household garbage on top, and had her take it out to the dumpster. I'm confused and weirded out!

Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:30 AM
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TeddiGrams
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:32 AM
Your husband is a bisexual bottom.

Or you don't clean thoroughly.
wolfybaby
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:33 AM
2 moms liked this

earlier this week i seen a man walking down the street with a large plush penis attached to his belt. it was flopping around as he walked. 

Princess111201
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:33 AM

that is definitely an odd finding. haha.


you sure you dont have any idea where it came from? winkjoking. haha.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:33 AM

Single mom, so...nope.

Quoting TeddiGrams:

Your husband is a bisexual bottom.

Or you don't clean thoroughly.


SageAdvice
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:35 AM

 You threw it away?

damn I wanted that!!

 

lmao

paganmommy4
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:35 AM

well did she take a bath afterwards or shower? You have no idea where its been and id stick my kid in the tub and scrub for five minutes...

ballerossandra
by Gold Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:37 AM


No I want it

Quoting SageAdvice:

 You threw it away?

damn I wanted that!!

 

lmao



Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:37 AM

It was more like a demonstration one, than anything you could really use for happy time purposes. It was big and veiny, but flaccid.

Quoting SageAdvice:

 You threw it away?

damn I wanted that!!

 

lmao


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:38 AM

She made a point of washing her hands afterward. She's 10, so she knew what it was and was grossed out.

Quoting paganmommy4:

well did she take a bath afterwards or shower? You have no idea where its been and id stick my kid in the tub and scrub for five minutes...


Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:39 AM
Oops. LOL. Was your dd freaked out? How old is she?
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