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WTF? I can't have sex with him after that! Edit

Posted by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:27 PM
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My husband just gave me the worst come on ever.

He said "I must be going to the pet store because I'm getting some pussy tonight." He was making a joke but I am certainly not having sex with him after that. He can just jack himself off for all I care.

Edit

Good God, it was a joke. I am not a prude. A prude would not put a post on the internet that contains the words "pussy" and "jacking off". I'm just messing with him.

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Erna2
by Gold Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:28 PM
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It was a joke! Lighten up! LOL!

QuirkyMom26
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:29 PM

Sounds like a boring marriage.  Do you have a sense of humor?

jas_momof2
by アニメの雌犬 on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:29 PM

lol - wow.  Not really a reason to cut him off, imo...

Razzle_Dazzle1
by Platinum Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:30 PM

I know it was a joke, that is why I am still married to him. I am just joking too.


Quoting Erna2:

It was a joke! Lighten up! LOL!



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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:30 PM
Really? Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:30 PM


Quoting QuirkyMom26:

Sounds like a boring marriage.  Do you have a sense of humor?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:30 PM
LMAO
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:31 PM
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I would have asked him the cats name. But I am a huge smartass. LOL!!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:31 PM
Ew lol. I wouldn't do anything after that either.
orliesmom
by Silver Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 6:32 PM

Lol I would have gotten upset also. I dont like when my husband uses rude sexual gestures or refers to me as a piece of meat even if it is a joke

 

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