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OMG my lady bits are on FIRE!!!

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dh is a genius.

Last night we had taco soup for dinner. After everyone went to bed, we decided to do the mommy daddy dance, and since I'm on antihistamine we needed some lube. 

Instead of grabbing the KY he spit on my vag and stuck his penis in!! The instant his saliva touched me it started burning, then he pushed it inside me....


I made him stop and I ran to douche to try and rinse any remaining chili pepper that was on me off. My bits are swollen, inside and out this morning but it doesn't burn anymore.

I can't believe he didn't think about that, or brush his teeth for that matter.


So what are some adult mishaps you've had or heard about? 

by on Aug. 1, 2013 at 10:57 AM
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Sister_Someone
by Rachel on Aug. 1, 2013 at 11:03 AM

Ow! I winced just reading that. I'm sorry...

I once did that to myself though. I had something spicy for dinner, I think it was Mexican takeout, and after I put my son to bed I decided it's been a while since I've had any, and as a busy college student there was no way I could work a date with the guy I was seeing at the time in my schedule, so I'm gonna indulge myself for a while. I put my sexy stuff on for effect, lit up some candles, put the music on and got to work. I ended up cursing Mexican takeout in any language I could curse in. I was SURE I'd washed my hands. I almost felt the water on them trying to remember if I did.

casseopeia
by on Aug. 1, 2013 at 11:03 AM
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Eat a jalapeno and give him a bj.  He'll likely remember from then on.

IamMex11
by JorgematoTM on Aug. 1, 2013 at 11:04 AM

SO....NO NOOKIE FOR HIM HUH?

.Zombie.Girl.
by on Aug. 1, 2013 at 11:04 AM

O_O

Ouch!

Mazi184
by Platinum Member on Aug. 1, 2013 at 11:04 AM
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Hahaha! I sang it that way after I read this.

Quoting psychessun:

is this sung to the tune of that alicia keys song?

brittybby2010
by Bronze Member on Aug. 1, 2013 at 11:05 AM

Hahahaha! Funny afterwards.

KanPsMommy
by Gold Member on Aug. 1, 2013 at 11:06 AM

Yes, yes it is. :)

Quoting psychessun:

is this sung to the tune of that alicia keys song?


imakehimscream
by He screams on Aug. 1, 2013 at 11:06 AM
I sprained my wrist once. Last week dh accidentally banged my head against the metal headboard. I had a migraine after that
KanPsMommy
by Gold Member on Aug. 1, 2013 at 11:07 AM

Why?

Quoting Anonymous:

You should have gone anon for this one.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Aug. 1, 2013 at 11:07 AM

happened to me... 2x :(

First time we were drunk; it was dark and the icyhot looked a lot like lube...

Second time DH had used it on his shoulder; he started touching me with the hand he had applied it with and FIRE!!!

Quoting lanceandhailey:

 Oh no! Well at least he didn't use icy hot as lube....hasn't happened to me, but I've heard of it.


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