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Why Tall moms are jealous of Short moms.

Posted by on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:35 PM
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It's sad that the Mommy Wars rage on but you really can't blame the Tall moms for being jealous. 

Short moms are just cuter, there is no denying it. We get to hem all of our pants and ask handsome strangers to reach the Corn Flakes in the grocery store. We can weave our way to the front of any crowd and our teenaged kids love to pat us on the head. More importantly, toddlers love us! They think we're super mature playmates!

You can try to deny it or tell us we've got no reason to live but Short moms are just better. 

Live with it. 





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momof2boy2girl
by Valerie on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:36 PM
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What about moms of average height? I am not short, but not tall. Where do I fit in?

pregnancy

Zazayam
by Ruby Member on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:36 PM

I actually am jealous of short women, lol.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:36 PM

5'0

do i count as short?

1105
by on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:37 PM

Haha. I've never had anyone be jealous of my height (lack of). I am 5'1.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:37 PM
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This is so true! Finally, someone with the guts to tell the God's honest truth! Bravo!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:37 PM

Well ok.

Wicked.Jester
by on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:37 PM

We have more clothes that fit us.  All of that shit for tall moms is ugly...and they can only wear orthopedic shoes.

Poor tall moms.

thetrollcat
by Meow on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:37 PM
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short moms are jealous of tall moms. We got it on

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:37 PM
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No tall moms are better!

We can reach the top shelf without a chair

OK that's all I got...

zomgkerrie
by Geek Goddess on Aug. 4, 2013 at 1:38 PM

you know how embarassing it is to ask someone to grab  you the pair of white things you want on the top rack at Forever 21? yeah, you should not be jealous.

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