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Rate me! I'm damn sexy even with a baby bump!

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Posted by Anonymous on Aug. 21, 2013 at 12:37 AM
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vvinkyloafer
by on Aug. 21, 2013 at 10:38 PM
Okay, Kim Zolciak.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Aug. 21, 2013 at 10:38 PM

Is it bad that I do think you're sexy?

Delila12
by Gold Member on Aug. 21, 2013 at 10:42 PM
Urban dictionary.



1. Ratchet
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A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.
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Quoting Anonymous:

I did.... lol



A ratchet is a mechanical device that allows continuous linear or rotary motion in only one direction while preventing motion in the opposite direction. Ratchets are widely used in machinery and tools.




Quoting Delila12:

You'll have to look it up.





Quoting Anonymous:

I don't understand why its ratchet. Isn't it wretched? I see ratchet a lot on here.








Quoting Delila12:

Ooooh, she ratchet!


Delila12
by Gold Member on Aug. 21, 2013 at 10:44 PM
Also you can YouTube the song I got it from, titled the same name. There's a reason I spelled it and used it that way.

Quoting Anonymous:

Ratchet 



A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.



Ahhhhh... I guess I looked in the wrong dictionary. Lol








Quoting Anonymous:

I did.... lol





A ratchet is a mechanical device that allows continuous linear or rotary motion in only one direction while preventing motion in the opposite direction. Ratchets are widely used in machinery and tools.






Quoting Delila12:

You'll have to look it up.







Quoting Anonymous:

I don't understand why its ratchet. Isn't it wretched? I see ratchet a lot on here.










Quoting Delila12:

Ooooh, she ratchet!



coffeeexpress
by Bronze Member on Aug. 21, 2013 at 10:44 PM

Well the cigarette gives it a special touch.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Aug. 21, 2013 at 10:45 PM

HOT DOG your definitely a 10!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 9 on Aug. 21, 2013 at 10:48 PM
1 mom liked this
The term trailer trash comes to mind
Anonymous
by Anonymous 9 on Aug. 21, 2013 at 10:49 PM
If the ratchet fits... wear it!
Quoting Anonymous:

Ratchet 

A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Ahhhhh... I guess I looked in the wrong dictionary. Lol




Quoting Anonymous:

I did.... lol



A ratchet is a mechanical device that allows continuous linear or rotary motion in only one direction while preventing motion in the opposite direction. Ratchets are widely used in machinery and tools.




Quoting Delila12:

You'll have to look it up.





Quoting Anonymous:

I don't understand why its ratchet. Isn't it wretched? I see ratchet a lot on here.








Quoting Delila12:

Ooooh, she ratchet!




Anonymous
by Anonymous 10 on Aug. 22, 2013 at 8:31 AM

love a sexy preggo smoker..mmm

Anonymous
by Anonymous 11 on Aug. 22, 2013 at 8:33 AM
why are u having a child if you obviously dont care...?
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