My husband and I have been together for over 3 years. We have had plenty of ups and downs in our relationship, almost to the point of divorce. Our sex life has always been.... Shit! I have tried a few different things to make it better & any tips or tricks are great!! Now to my vent!!
I must have the most magical clit ever, because it moves!! After almost 3 years of sex my husband can't hit it... Almost ever!! There for I think the damn thing moves!! He has never hit it with out direction!!! It really hurts when your rubbing the hell out of my pelvic bone.
No hunny, I do not like when you get lazy and rub your facial hair across my enipisontomy scar while your going down on me while your missing yet again freakin' ' magical moving clit.
I also don't like when you stick your head between my legs and you haven't shaven in days and its scratches me when you continue to put your hands somewhere I said no, not yet..
No, I do not like when you grab me all day sexual then expect me to be turned on by night time.
I see you spit (he dips), fart, scratch and no other nasty things all day, then you want me to forget about it and lay down so you can try to turn me on.
also, I do not like when it starts to feel good and you change, stop or want sex. Why would I want to go to sex right now, you last maybe 10 mins!
i do not like how weird sex is and it's like our first time, over and over again. It's like your a hormonal teenager getting in in for the first time everything!!
Oh, and kissing..it's not sensual or nice to kiss hard with spit. I like soft gentle kisses. I don't want to feel like I'm kissing a cow!!
If you ladies are wondering, I do tell him how I like it & don't! I saw him how I want to be teased but I get nothing!! So I would rather have no sex then bad sex!!! Help!! Any advice! I have bought sex books and everything!! Even tried to get him to watch porn with me.