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you know you're a mom when...

Posted by on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:11 PM
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You use your boob to hold the baby's bottle because your ear itches.
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PSA - this is,meant to be fun/funny/cute, not a bf vs bottle feeding debate!
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scoleman828
by Silver Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:11 PM
Bump!
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tarakay0417
by on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:13 PM
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Before leaving the house you ask everyone, adults included, if they need to tinkle first.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:13 PM

Go go to the grocery store and dont realize that you have spite up on you till your going to check out,. And then barely ever care lol

villagemamma
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:14 PM
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LOL my friends always laugh at me for this one. I make everyone check with the potty before we go places lol

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Before leaving the house you ask everyone, adults included, if they need to tinkle first.



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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:15 PM
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When you wake up late and can go from pj's to fully dressed and ready in fifteen minutes flat with lunches packed for the kids.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:16 PM
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When you reach into your purse and you pull out a spiderman bandaid, four crayons and a sock. When all you wanted was your damn chapstick!

scoleman828
by Silver Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:16 PM
Can we add random food, drink, God only knows what other, residue to that list. Lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Go go to the grocery store and dont realize that you have spite up on you till your going to check out,. And then barely ever care lol

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CorpCityGrl
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:17 PM

When you reach into your bag and pull out a half-eaten lollipop or cookie.

kristen0812
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:17 PM
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When your standing in a line at the store, without your kids and your rocking back and forth.
CorpCityGrl
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:17 PM

When spit up and poop doesn't even phase you.

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