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You use your boob to hold the baby's bottle because your ear itches.
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PSA - this is,meant to be fun/funny/cute, not a bf vs bottle feeding debate!
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by on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:11 PM
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Cbreland07
by Ruby Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 2:53 PM
Although thankfully, none if my kids have ever played in their poop, I have somehow managed to be the poop queen! My oldest went in the tub with me when she was a few weeks old. It was our first bath together and she just let it alllllll go! I stood up and was coated from mid stomach down. My second and third have pooped in my hand (so it wasnt on my couch) when I didn't have the diaper ready, of course my kids were all blow out professionals! Lol, my husband swears I have the worst luck ever when it comes to that!
I'm so ready to be done with diapers! Lol


Quoting scoleman828:

Ewww! Lol

So far, the only poo incidents I've had have been giving my twins a bath when one decided to go in the tub. Gross but, could've been worse. My oldest is 7, twins are 2 and starting to potty train. Only one more (1 month old) and I'm done with diapers! Lol



Quoting Cbreland07:

youve done a poo poo diaper change and thrown it away and come back to see your child headed for this suspicious lil brown ball on the ground and dont even think twice about running and grabbing it with bare hands.. 

yeeeeeah.. that happened to me today :/


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